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I was hit with the memory of 2014 when apple decided to download the new U2 album onto everyone’s phone and made it impossible to take off. And of course now I’m imagining all the Boston Bears + Shane increasingly pissed off because they are convinced it’s somehow Ilya’s fault. Ilya’s doesn’t have an iphone and doesn’t know what’s going on but he is taking credit for whatever prank everyone thinks he pulled.
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Heated Rivalry Yuna Hollander POV Fic
Read My Fic Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84990906/chapters/224378526
It's 2018 and everything has been going right for Yuna Hollander. She has her family, her career, and Shane, well Shane seems the happiest he's ever been. She knows her son is keeping secrets from her, but she also knows that with Shane, she's just going to have to wait it out for when he's ready to speak up. But then she gets a phone call from the Ottawa Centaurs telling her that their new staring center, Ilya Rozenov is in the hospital with a concussion, and that she, of all people, is listed as his emergency contact.
(tldr) alternative timeline where Shane and Ilya do not get caught by David in 2017. And for an entire year Shane hasn't been able to come out to his parents. Ilya gets a concussion, and Yuna gets a call.
Chapters: 4/4 | Language: English | rating: teen and up (explicit language, reference to sex)
CANON DIVERGENT, POST-COTTAGE, YUNA HOLLANDER POV
FANDOM: Heated Rivalry
PAIRING: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
PAIRING(PLATONIC): Ilya Rozanov & Yuna Hollander
Ilya living in Boston is so fucking funny to me, because does Ilya give off that Bostonian bro vibe, oh absolutely. BUT I think he would HATE Boston, because except for one specific area, there's really no night life (and that man is not going down to the college areas to party with a bunch of nerds, he is a club rat). Maybe it's just because I lived in Boston during Covid, (but even before then I remember), the whole town shuts down at like 9pm. He would be pissed off all the time trying to go out after ten to find a club.
And he lived there before Uber. So Ilya would be stuck in the North End of Boston at like 1am because the club shuts down early, would not be able to take the T (he wouldn't want to anyway because it would take him like an hour and half to get home), and he wouldn't be able to get ahold of a cab service. And then he would be stomping across the bridge to Somerville at like 3am. (And Listen, I know in the episode his address was on Beacon street, but that house was NOT on Beacon street okay? He lives across the river, I know it. Also, if Ilya had just been smart enough to buy a midcentury near Harvard he would have locked DOWN Mr. Realestate that much quicker.)
Heated Rivalry Yuna Hollander POV Fic
Read My Fic Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84990906/chapters/224378526
It's 2018 and everything has been going right for Yuna Hollander. She has her family, her career, and Shane, well Shane seems the happiest he's ever been. She knows her son is keeping secrets from her, but she also knows that with Shane, she's just going to have to wait it out for when he's ready to speak up. But then she gets a phone call from the Ottawa Centaurs telling her that their new staring center, Ilya Rozenov is in the hospital with a concussion, and that she, of all people, is listed as his emergency contact.
(tldr) alternative timeline where Shane and Ilya do not get caught by David in 2017. And for an entire year Shane hasn't been able to come out to his parents. Ilya gets a concussion, and Yuna gets a call.
Chapters: 1/4 | Language: English | rating: teen and up (explicit language, reference to sex)
CANON DIVERGENT, POST-COTTAGE, YUNA HOLLANDER POV
FANDOM: Heated Rivalry
PAIRING: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
PAIRING(PLATONIC): Ilya Rozanov & Yuna Hollander
Okay, but what if David and Yuna never caught Shane and Ilya at the cottage, and they start their secret relationship. Only for reasons (Ilya starting in Ottawa with nobody he knows, Shane still being too far in Montreal) they make Yuna Ilya's emergency contact, and don't think too much of it because they are going to tell Shane's parents soon. Shane still hasn't come out and now Yuna's getting a phone call telling her that Ilya Rozanov has a concussion, and she's like why the fuck am I Ilya Rozanov's emergency contact? WHO gave him my number? Shenanigans ensue.
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Crowley makes a shocking discovery: Aziraphale claims to hate Christmas. Crowley’s new mission is to show his angel what he’s been missing.
Words: 12,307
Status: Complete
Rating: Teen And Up
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So the other day @goodomensao3tagoftheday posted "there was only one bed, seriously it happens like four times"
Which is the very brilliant fic Married at First Sight (T) by @aracloptia. I went back and re-read it and sobbed a lot (it does end happily though!)
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And then I was messaging @xtasteslikeburningx who says she never sees "there was only one bed" in the wild.
Well my lovely, I trawled my history for you 🤣🤣🤣 and this is what I found and would recommend! ❤️
Continued!
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@journeytogallifrey writes some absolutely lovely fics. They are cosplayers at a con in this and it's fluffy and lovely 🤩 (G) (see I said they wouldn't all be E this time!!)
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This is really sweet. Crowley has a cat although it's not a major plot point. Fake relationship (I guess there's a lot of crossover between fake relationship and there only being one bed!). Thanks @catherineland! (E)
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This is absolutely lovely. The ineffable duo are ace in this and each thinks that because of that the other couldn't POSSIBLY be interested. Cue muchos pining. I followed @tishawastaken posting it live and it was a lovely experience tbh. (G)
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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES 🤩
And Gabriel and Beelzebub stole Aziraphale's bed. So what else could you do but cuddle about it?! 🤣🥹 (T)
Feel free to reblog with whatever I've missed!
Also if you want you can also read my previous fic collection "in which there is glitter everywhere". In which.... you get it. 👀🤣
Thanks for shouting out my fic 😊 (and thanks for some new recs!)
FINAL CHAPTER Good Omens Human AU Fic Chapter 8
Read My Fic Here: Wedding Smashers
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend. Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 8/8 | Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
FANDOM: Good Omens
PAIRING: Aziraphale/Crowley
Please check all the tags on ao3 before reading
Two New Chapters!!! Good Omens Human AU Fic Chapter 6 & 7
Read My Fic Here: Wedding Smashers
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend. Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 7/8 | Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
FANDOM: Good Omens
PAIRING: Aziraphale/Crowley
Please check all the tags on ao3 before reading
New Chapter!!! Good Omens Human AU Fic Chapter 4/8
Read My Fic Here: Wedding Smashers
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend. Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 4/8| Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
FANDOM: Good Omens
PAIRING: Aziraphale/Crowley
Please check all the tags on ao3 before reading
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I like how good omens au’s give C&A their jobs.
Crowleys is a doctor, stripper, scientist, botany/history proffesor, sex worker, preist, reptile shop owner, flower shop owner, barista, IT worker, bussines man, police, astronomist, influencer etc
Aziraphale is a bookshop owner. He MIGHT be a proffesor. In literature.
(Look in the reposts for recs)
lol yes to all of this,
But in my notes app, specifically in my fic ideas folder, I have a bunch of careers saved. So if you want ideas here are a few of mine! Obviously bookshop keeper and librarian are the obvious choices, along with literary teacher or professor. But I also love book binder, antiques specialist, editor, author, music teacher, music or food critic, baker, museum curator or worker, and classical musician. I know priest is popular but I go for hospital/military Chaplin. My absolute favorites however are tailor/costumer
Good Omens Human AU Fic Chapter 2/8
Read My Fic Here: Wedding Smashers
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend. Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 2/8| Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
FANDOM: Good Omens
PAIRING: Aziraphale/Crowley
Please check all the tags on ao3 before reading
New Fic Chapter 1/8
Read My Fic Here: Wedding Smashers
Summary: When Aziraphale get's invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend. Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 1/8| Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
FANDOM: Good Omens
PAIRING: Aziraphale/Crowley
Please check all the tags on ao3 before reading
umm my tumblrs been dead for awhile but I’m writing a new fic? It’s for a new to me fandom (writing wise) but if I finish it I’m gonna promote it here. So I guess follow along if you like good omens
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Matchablossom Fic Final Part!
Read My Fic Here: the best and worst parts of me are all because of you
Summary: Kaoru and Kojiro started the bet between each other almost fifteen years ago. It was an unspoken thing, never quite said out loud. But still, Kaoru knew it to be true. He knew it by the soft eyes followed by clipped insults. He knew it by the way him and Kojiro had never grown apart. He knew it by the many times tension had risen only to be dissolved.
The bet was this: whoever confessed their feelings first lost.
(or: Kaoru and Kojiro throughout the years of their relationship where both know the other is in love with them, but are still too scared to admit it)
Chapters: 2/2 | Language: English | Teen and up | completed
FANDOM: Sk8 the infinity
PAIRING: Kaoru/Kojiro
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Yay! I completed it!
I can’t get the hc out of my mind that on one of their trips Joe and Cherry go to Vegas and accidentally get married under the influence, and are now just causally divorced.
And of course it later becomes a whole predicament when they want to actually get married in the future
