I was hit with the memory of 2014 when apple decided to download the new U2 album onto everyone’s phone and made it impossible to take off. And of course now I’m imagining all the Boston Bears + Shane increasingly pissed off because they are convinced it’s somehow Ilya’s fault. Ilya’s doesn’t have an iphone and doesn’t know what’s going on but he is taking credit for whatever prank everyone thinks he pulled.
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It's 2018 and everything has been going right for Yuna Hollander. She has her family, her career, and Shane, well Shane seems the happiest he's ever been. She knows her son is keeping secrets from her, but she also knows that with Shane, she's just going to have to wait it out for when he's ready to speak up. But then she gets a phone call from the Ottawa Centaurs telling her that their new staring center, Ilya Rozenov is in the hospital with a concussion, and that she, of all people, is listed as his emergency contact.
(tldr) alternative timeline where Shane and Ilya do not get caught by David in 2017. And for an entire year Shane hasn't been able to come out to his parents. Ilya gets a concussion, and Yuna gets a call.
Chapters: 4/4 | Language: English | rating: teen and up (explicit language, reference to sex)
Ilya living in Boston is so fucking funny to me, because does Ilya give off that Bostonian bro vibe, oh absolutely. BUT I think he would HATE Boston, because except for one specific area, there's really no night life (and that man is not going down to the college areas to party with a bunch of nerds, he is a club rat). Maybe it's just because I lived in Boston during Covid, (but even before then I remember), the whole town shuts down at like 9pm. He would be pissed off all the time trying to go out after ten to find a club.
And he lived there before Uber. So Ilya would be stuck in the North End of Boston at like 1am because the club shuts down early, would not be able to take the T (he wouldn't want to anyway because it would take him like an hour and half to get home), and he wouldn't be able to get ahold of a cab service. And then he would be stomping across the bridge to Somerville at like 3am. (And Listen, I know in the episode his address was on Beacon street, but that house was NOT on Beacon street okay? He lives across the river, I know it. Also, if Ilya had just been smart enough to buy a midcentury near Harvard he would have locked DOWN Mr. Realestate that much quicker.)
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It's 2018 and everything has been going right for Yuna Hollander. She has her family, her career, and Shane, well Shane seems the happiest he's ever been. She knows her son is keeping secrets from her, but she also knows that with Shane, she's just going to have to wait it out for when he's ready to speak up. But then she gets a phone call from the Ottawa Centaurs telling her that their new staring center, Ilya Rozenov is in the hospital with a concussion, and that she, of all people, is listed as his emergency contact.
(tldr) alternative timeline where Shane and Ilya do not get caught by David in 2017. And for an entire year Shane hasn't been able to come out to his parents. Ilya gets a concussion, and Yuna gets a call.
Chapters: 1/4 | Language: English | rating: teen and up (explicit language, reference to sex)
Okay, but what if David and Yuna never caught Shane and Ilya at the cottage, and they start their secret relationship. Only for reasons (Ilya starting in Ottawa with nobody he knows, Shane still being too far in Montreal) they make Yuna Ilya's emergency contact, and don't think too much of it because they are going to tell Shane's parents soon. Shane still hasn't come out and now Yuna's getting a phone call telling her that Ilya Rozanov has a concussion, and she's like why the fuck am I Ilya Rozanov's emergency contact? WHO gave him my number? Shenanigans ensue.
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So the other day @goodomensao3tagoftheday posted "there was only one bed, seriously it happens like four times"
Which is the very brilliant fic Married at First Sight (T) by @aracloptia. I went back and re-read it and sobbed a lot (it does end happily though!)
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And then I was messaging @xtasteslikeburningx who says she never sees "there was only one bed" in the wild.
Well my lovely, I trawled my history for you 🤣🤣🤣 and this is what I found and would recommend! ❤️
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Surfer boys! Only one bed! @snae-b in charge!! You know it's gonna be good. (E)
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It's New Year's Eve, the hotel have fucked up the booking and A and C are snowed in. Whatever could possibly happen next?! You also know you're in for a good time when @feraltuxedo is in charge 😁 (E)
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I followed this one live and screamed at @thetardigrape quite regularly. The angst was totally worth it in the end though. I cried. (E)
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This is in progress but the author is reliable, although they've had some health problems recently. I'm really enjoying it. If you're a fan of fake relationship you might like this one doubly 🤣 not sure if they're on Tumblr, anyone know? (E)
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When I was collecting links earlier my note for this one read merely "fucking brilliant". And it is. I would have said the world didn't need a pandemic AU, and I would have been wrong. I'm very glad @themoonmothwrites wrote one. Also, strong Aziraphale and Crowley in lingerie. I mean you can't go wrong. (E)
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Another @feraltuxedo classic. It's post-apocalypse and there are zombies??? But it's angst light. I was skipping it because of the zombies but I asked for recs where Aziraphale is a sex worker and was told to read this (and they were right!). I was promised the zombies were more a nuisance and yeah that's true. Also I think three feral tuxedo recs in one post is going a bit far but at the same time I have to give an honorary mention to The Runaway where, you guessed it, there's only one bed unless you count the sofa bed don't spoil it (E)
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Fake relationship. Crowley is an artist. This one made me laugh. For once the pining is only one sided 🤣 (E)
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AAAAAH #RAINBOWROAD. IT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT. @nieded is amazing. I absolutely cannot stand F1 but I love them in this more than I can say. The whole series is brill. (E)
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Spies! Fake marriage! Crowley with tattoos!! Murder?! 😳
It's tagged "non graphic violence" - there is one chapter with a murder and it's not detailed, exactly, but I think non-graphic is underplaying it a bit and it doesn't mention blood which I think it should. But it's brill, just, might not be for everyone. (E)
Dammit. I'm out of fancy links. Will have to reblog with the rest! NOT ALL OF THEM ARE E RATED!!
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@journeytogallifrey writes some absolutely lovely fics. They are cosplayers at a con in this and it's fluffy and lovely 🤩 (G) (see I said they wouldn't all be E this time!!)
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This is really sweet. Crowley has a cat although it's not a major plot point. Fake relationship (I guess there's a lot of crossover between fake relationship and there only being one bed!). Thanks @catherineland! (E)
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This is absolutely lovely. The ineffable duo are ace in this and each thinks that because of that the other couldn't POSSIBLY be interested. Cue muchos pining. I followed @tishawastaken posting it live and it was a lovely experience tbh. (G)
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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES 🤩
And Gabriel and Beelzebub stole Aziraphale's bed. So what else could you do but cuddle about it?! 🤣🥹 (T)
Feel free to reblog with whatever I've missed!
Also if you want you can also read my previous fic collection "in which there is glitter everywhere". In which.... you get it. 👀🤣
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend.
Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 8/8 | Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
Two New Chapters!!! Good Omens Human AU Fic Chapter 6 & 7
Read My Fic Here: Wedding Smashers
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend. Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 7/8 | Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
New Chapter!!!
Good Omens Human AU Fic Chapter 4/8
Read My Fic Here: Wedding Smashers
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend. Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 4/8| Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
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But in my notes app, specifically in my fic ideas folder, I have a bunch of careers saved. So if you want ideas here are a few of mine! Obviously bookshop keeper and librarian are the obvious choices, along with literary teacher or professor. But I also love book binder, antiques specialist, editor, author, music teacher, music or food critic, baker, museum curator or worker, and classical musician. I know priest is popular but I go for hospital/military Chaplin. My absolute favorites however are tailor/costumer
Summary: When Aziraphale gets invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend.
Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 2/8| Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
Summary: When Aziraphale get's invited to his cousin Gabriel's wedding, and somehow ends up the best man, he accidentally lands himself in further hot water by bringing his neighbor Crowley not just as a plus one, but as his boyfriend.
Human AU - Fake Dating at a Wedding/Neighbors for 20+ Years Friends to Lovers
Chapters: 1/8| Language: English | rating: explicit (eventually)
umm my tumblrs been dead for awhile but I’m writing a new fic? It’s for a new to me fandom (writing wise) but if I finish it I’m gonna promote it here. So I guess follow along if you like good omens
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Summary: Kaoru and Kojiro started the bet between each other almost fifteen years ago. It was an unspoken thing, never quite said out loud. But still, Kaoru knew it to be true. He knew it by the soft eyes followed by clipped insults. He knew it by the way him and Kojiro had never grown apart. He knew it by the many times tension had risen only to be dissolved.
The bet was this: whoever confessed their feelings first lost.
(or: Kaoru and Kojiro throughout the years of their relationship where both know the other is in love with them, but are still too scared to admit it)
Chapters: 2/2 | Language: English | Teen and up | completed
I can’t get the hc out of my mind that on one of their trips Joe and Cherry go to Vegas and accidentally get married under the influence, and are now just causally divorced.
And of course it later becomes a whole predicament when they want to actually get married in the future