Things you will only hear if you work in a grooming salon:
“Can you sTOP BEING A PUG FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES OH MY GOD”
“I just wrestled a cat.”
“Puppy cuddles are one of the perks of the job.”
“Look at that! You still have your toes! I cut your nails and they’re still there!”
“YOU’RE NOT A HORSE YOU’RE A DOG”

















