i only wanna fuck if u love me

"what do pillow princesses even do in bed?" I moan obscenely and scratch up my butch's back and squirt buckets. must I do more??

My pupils turn to hearts when you grab my jaw and force eye contact with me btw

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

sleepy femme x butch who plays with their body while they sleep <3

butch knight impregnating femme princess. please butch knight impregnating femme princess

boyfriend? ha ha nooo I’m actually her service dog

hey so can i get some gross yucky perverted sex that’s also sickeningly tender to the point of tears. please

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

Pillow princess’ and high femmes being described as selfish will always enrage me because to me they are the most giving partners I could have. As a stone butch I could only be seen properly by them. They do not make my boundaries feel like a rejection. They see me as I am just as I see them. Neither of us need to be changed or “fixed”. They understand that my own needs can be fulfilled through their pleasure. Hearing them called selfish is to say that they do not give. Yet all that they do is give.

“You feel that? Thats yours. You did that…” (as I cum inside you)

I've been working on this theory that manic pixie dream girls are real it's just that they're all femme lesbians because men can't handle them. They can't match her freak. They're on reddit asking for relationship advice on how to dull her sparkle. My girlfriend (nonbinary) (starbucks barista) (trying to unionize the starbucks) gets customers flirting with her like they think they stand a fucking chance

A weird girl with bright colored hair CAN save you but only if you're pure of heart it's like being able to see unicorns. I had a butch dyke britney moment and cut my hair off the other day & I'm gonna give her a lock of my hair as a gift to put in a locket or something like the victorians used to & the men aren't doing this

If you want a weird girl who's cooler than you try making her earrings out of your teeth or something