What if a pedroboy of your choice brings this snack over to you...
Have I told you lately that I love you? This made me squeal. I WANT TO FILL UP ON FRESH FLAVOR IN CAPYBARA FORM.
Listen. This could very easily have been Dieter or Frankie. But I was compelled to choose a new boy because this dude's gonna come down my pipeline soon and it feels like him. And it's nice to take these two out for a practice spin.
You stare down into the bag in disbelief. Outside of work he can get distracted, forget where he put his keys, walk out the door with two different shoes on....
"I think you got my bag mixed up with Missy's."
Marcus smiles as he pulls plates out of the cupboard. "Nah. She prefers the hedgehog meal. I thought you might like these."
"Really?" When you pull the capybara shaped chicken nuggets out of the bag, he's there just in time to catch them on a plate as they accept their fate and tumble calmly out of their cardboard container.
"Yeah," he says, pushing the thick frame of his glasses back up his nose. "They're sleepy. Like you."
"Hey. The only reason I sleep late is because you like to keep me up late."
"I keep you up late because you keep me up. ...Late."
When he reaches to swipe one of the novelty nuggets, you hug the plate close and access your power, transporting instantly to the other side of the kitchen. "I thought you got these for me, you thief."
At first you're confused when your stockinged feet start sliding over the laminate kitchen floor. But then you realize your belt buckle is made of metal and he just gives you a sly grin as you glide straight into his arms.
"I did," he laughs as you stuff a puffy little cappy chickey in his mouth, chewing around a kiss to your cheek and a tilt of his head at the other bag on the table. "Mine's in that one."
"Oh? And do you also like the bunny meal?"
Shaking his head, he swallows. "Fox meal."
"Ah. Because you're foxy," you deadpan, anticipating the dad joke.
He holds you tighter burying his face in your neck and growling, dancing his hips stupidly against you. "Because I"m foxy!"
And now it's your turn to laugh and chew as he pops a crispy capy through your smile and keeps it there with a kiss.
