Behold: The White Jesus Christ Coffee House AU (That a lot of people think is this universe)
The promise of a personal god is one of the many lies Christianity tells its current and potential adherents. It's a really powerful marketing gimmick, too. People are always posting that stupid fucking Minions meme about how prayer is like a phone that always works. Except in reality, that phone never gets anything other than a dial tone. So many people swear that their god is talking to them, and instead of them giving any actual evidence that this occurs, we get fabricated stories about some kid's near-death experience which get turned into books and movies, random brain scans labeled as "GOD working in the human mind," and "historical accounts" of events like the Miracle at Fatima, which if it actually occurred would have obliterated all life on Earth.
The reason why this sort of thinking persists when there's close to negative evidence for it is that it kind of works. It's not honest about how or why it works, but it does. Prayer is, at best, a form of meditation, and slowing down and gathering your thoughts, even if you're centering on things that don't exist, is helpful to people. This is not how prayer is advertised, though. It's sold as a form of communication with an infinitely powerful being and as a way to get things from said being, although even the authors of the Bible realized that hyping up prayer that much was going to lead to a lot of disappointment, so they added four hundred billion stipulations to excuse the fact that it doesn't work as advertised, which include:
You need to ask for the right things.
You need to ask with the right motivation.
You can't expect your god, who exists outside of time, to do things quickly.
Sometimes it just doesn't work and you will never know the reason. Have faith and shut up.
Isn't it awfully greedy of you to ask for things? God has already done so much for you, and you want more? He sends people to Hell lets people decide to go to Hell for things like that.
So, no, White Jesus is not sitting at a coffee shop waiting for you, ready to start a conversation that will change your life. You're just doing an ancient coping mechanism, and the fact that you feel better after doing it isn't a miracle. Prayer is Christian-washed meditation. The fact that it does something doesn't mean it's not a scam because it promises so much more than that.
"So why not just tell the truth about what prayer is? Why not just own it?" Because Christians are the type of people who think that if they change their minds or apologize, it's a sign of weakness. Their books literally say that Jesus promised to come back before all of his original disciples died and he just didn't. If they're not going to acknowledge that, they ain't going to acknowledge anything wrong with their religion.