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sorry that my posts havent been passing the bechdel test lately ive just been having a lot of sex with cute guys and being rly sexy and single

i woke up and called my friend to see if i could drop by so i went over to her house and she made me the best matcha ever. we went to the thrift store and drove around in my truck got a bunch of stuff for my apartment. went back to hers and we hung out in her garden. she cut me flowers and a huge bunch of amaranth , some peppers and veggies. then i went home lit some incense and cleaned. had a cute boy over and he cooked dinner for me while i arranged my flowers and danced. we ate on the floor and had some wine then had sex twice and stayed up talking until 4 am. my friend texted me to look at the sky so i stayed up for another hour watching the sun rise on my balcony and wrote some poetry. then i woke him up and we had sex again and then i went to work. i love being in my 20s.

yall dont know nothing about working night shift and discovering there is a secret work keurig that no one uses . like it’s sooooo over for u bitches im bout to be making coffee like my life depends on it

men are useless but you can find a use for them

washing the dishes is my qigong

my love language is that when there is a pretty moon or sunset my friends always text me to ask if ive seen it yet

some days U have to eat tiramisu with chopsticks on ur bed free bleeding on ur white sheets 20 minutes before ur shift starts