no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

When gamers say "gg" they're really calling each other good girl

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies

I be hating but I do it with critical thinking and emotional perception

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

I could not have anticipated that transformation if you had told me ahead of time

This was nearly two years ago! I wonder how this little dude is doing now.