its not easy being peasy

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

the feminine urge to poison wells

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

let me be pervertly clear

We don’t have any proof that dinosaur bones aren’t from the future. Pretty obvious that they’re planted backwards in time by the 2905 Communist Necromantic Union. Basically one day they will start moving