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grey squirrel and northern cardinal are having a loud argument twenty feet above my head. this is just like Online

when you come out your shit is still there

The problem with my polycule is that I've got a wolfgirl GF and a goatboy BF and I'm carrying this cabbage so it's basically impossible to cross rivers

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

all my haters become interior crocodile alligators when i drive my chevrolet movie theater of success