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“ i’ll have what he’s having. no wait, i’ll have three of what he’s having ”

“ I achieved this drink only through some very determined pointing ”

“ There was also a woman who referred to me as her sweet peapod of love ”

“ You cannot blame me for every little natural disaster that happens! ”

“ I am relying on you to be . . . more reliable and less like you than you usually are  “

“ I must speak Prattling Fool, since I can understand you ”

“ I will find you. I will find whatever chest of absurd clothes you have. And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess ”

“ I would apologize, Except that I feel no regret at all. ”

“ I can't get enough adventure, And adventure cannot get enough of me.”

“ it is wetter than a boar's armpit and twice as smelly here ”

“ Picture this, Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning jacket. He could look just like me! But more monkey-shaped ”

“  I begin to rather doubt the beauty of our friendship ”

“ I enjoy city life, you know, The glittering lights, the constant companionship, the liquid entertainment. The lack of sudden monkeys. ”

“ Pardon me. You were talking about bird droppings. ”

“ You think pirates are out to steal your bird droppings? ”

“ I spy dread pirates in the distance. Ready yourself for battle, my friend ”

“ Well, you should have thrown them out and bought clothes that were both more sweetly scented and more stylish ”

“ Don't fight in front of the client, boys, or I will knock your heads together so hard, your skulls will crack like eggs. ”

“ I wouldn't call that an instrument of music, An instrument of torture, perhaps ”

“ That explains the sound you're making. Like a lost, hungry armadillo ”

“ I heard a cat making a most unearthly noise, From the sound of it, the poor creature must be direly sick. You have to help me find it! ” 

“  There really should be more roads up there ”

“ I can't live a lie any longer! I have tried to be encouraging. Dignitaries of the town have been sent to me, asking me to plead with you to stop. My own sainted mother begged me, with tears in her eyes— ”

“ Furthermore, my hats are extraordinary ”

“ In five hundred years I have never desired the touch of another man, but I am suddenly possessed with a desire to kiss that boy on the mouth. ”

“ Please, Carry on showering me with compliments. This is an extremely pleasant experience for me, by the way, and precisely how I was hoping my day would go “

“ I'm surprised it even lasted this long; he was much better looking than you ”

“ I can't settle down yet. I need more time to devote myself to debauchery. ”

“ That sounded like the question of a man who doesn't need answers. That sounded like the question of a man who needs another drink. ”

“  You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as a cactus ”

“ (name) , you were trying to flirt with your own plate ”

“ You're an idiot ”

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