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Is gonna pee on everything you love.

#ic #//dERP NO #IT'S JUST A PIECE OF BREAD DON'T PEE

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acreepyworldwelivein

-STARES AT EVERYONE-

"…. Shoo."

cataliciousderp

-follows-

-meows pathetically-

-is hungry-

-will keep staring at until fed-

acreepyworldwelivein

-groans-

-why me-

"What do you want, you stupid furball?"

cataliciousderp

-sits down in front of-

-stares up at expectantly-

"Meee."

#acreepyworldwelivein #//derp stop she doesn't understand cat omfg

sanguisfulgur

cataliciousderp said: -PAWS AT-

sanguisfulgur

-BACKS AWAY AND KEEPS HISSING-

cataliciousderp

-FOLLOWS-

-WIGGLES-

-POUNCES-

#notinitfortheglory #//me too omfgggg #i dunno what happened but suddenly #DERP MUSE ATTACKED #also im #sorry sharna derp is a derp u know it

acreepyworldwelivein

-STARES AT EVERYONE-

"…. Shoo."

cataliciousderp

-whines at-

-continues to stare-

acreepyworldwelivein

-shoos away and steps back-

"I will make you into a hat."

cataliciousderp

-follows-

-meows pathetically-

-is hungry-

-will keep staring at until fed-

#acreepyworldwelivein #//im so sorry megan #derp is a derp

acreepyworldwelivein

-STARES AT EVERYONE-

"…. Shoo."

cataliciousderp

-whines at-

-continues to stare-

#acreepyworldwelivein #//derp u frickin #stop staring at people sheesh

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cataliciousderp

*leaves out foodbowl* o.o *hides behind corner, wearing a safari hat, tracking the elusive Derp kitty*

-lunges at foodbowl-

cataliciousderp

-staaaaaaressss-

-REALIZATION-

-POUNCES-

warm-iceheart

The poor fae is pouced, she falls onto her butt, tries to capture and cuddle the Derp, she offers him the treats from her hand.

cataliciousderp

-incredibly loud, incredibly happy mewing occurs-

-eagerly, quickly and joyfully noms the treats, being careful not to accidentally bite her hand-

#warmiceheart

cataliciousderp

-DIGS TEETH AND CLAWS INTO LEG- -REFUSES TO LET GO-

“Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—”

eemph-deactivated20141220

-GRABS TAIL AND PULLS HARD- “STOP IT YOU HAIRY BALLSACK! GAAAAAAH-”

cataliciousderp

-SCREECHES-

-lets go and PROMPTLY ATTACKS HAND-

eemph-deactivated20141220

"Finally you- GYAAAAAAAAH! STOPSTOPSTOPSTOP-" -VIOLENTLY SHAKES HAND-

cataliciousderp

-SCRATCHESBITESATTACKS AND CLOSE TO ALMOST TRIES TO MUTILATE HAND-

-finally stops and sprints several feet away-

-turns-

-stares-

-HISSES-

#eemph #it's so weird how different Derp and Daniel are i just #-sobs-#Derp's a demon cat #no he's a hell cat #hellkitty

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

*Blinks in surprise, shifting a little to better support the cat*

*Watches curiously and, whilst it had been difficult before, the lick to his chin produces a small, but still happy grin, hand shifting to softly stroke the feline’s back.*

"Thank you kitty."

cataliciousderp

"Meee~! Me meee mee~"

-licks again and nuzzles neck, before dropping back down to curl up in Theo’s lap with a content sigh-

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

*Oddly finds himself wishing he spoke cat so he could know what had been said to him. But the cats actions manage to make him laugh a little, hand continuing to gently brush over the ball of fur in his lap.*

cataliciousderp

-exhales slowly and makes himself comfortable, green eyes closing as he relaxes and rather quickly begins to doze off-

#bloodthirstyandnarcissistic #DAWW THEO #-NOT SO SNEAKILY SNEAKS ONTO DANIEL OOPS-

cataliciousderp

*leaves out foodbowl* o.o *hides behind corner, wearing a safari hat, tracking the elusive Derp kitty*

-lunges at foodbowl-

warm-iceheart

*approaches the kitty with wide eyes, also has a treat bag in her pocket* O.O “Kitteh…”

cataliciousderp

-tenses- -slowly turns head and STARES up at- “Meeeee…” -sits on foodbowl, because HAVE TO PROTECT FOODBOWL-

warm-iceheart

*shakes treat bag*

cataliciousderp

-staaaaaaressss-

-REALIZATION-

-POUNCES-

#warmiceheart

cataliciousderp

-mews and then proceeds to jump into the vampire’s lap-

-stands up on back legs, places paws on chest and, trying very, very hard to reach, licks at Theo’s chin-

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

*Blinks in surprise, shifting a little to better support the cat*

*Watches curiously and, whilst it had been difficult before, the lick to his chin produces a small, but still happy grin, hand shifting to softly stroke the feline’s back.*

"Thank you kitty."

cataliciousderp

"Meee~! Me meee mee~"

-licks again and nuzzles neck, before dropping back down to curl up in Theo's lap with a content sigh-

#bloodthirstyandnarcissistic #-SO TEMPTED TO THROW HUMAN DANIEL AT THEO NOW JUST TO SEE HIS REACTION-

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cataliciousderp

*leaves out foodbowl* o.o *hides behind corner, wearing a safari hat, tracking the elusive Derp kitty*

-lunges at foodbowl-

warm-iceheart

*approaches the kitty with wide eyes, also has a treat bag in her pocket* O.O “Kitteh…”

cataliciousderp

-tenses- -slowly turns head and STARES up at- "Meeeee..." -sits on foodbowl, because HAVE TO PROTECT FOODBOWL-

#warmiceheart

cataliciousderp

-DIGS TEETH AND CLAWS INTO LEG- -REFUSES TO LET GO-

“Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—”

eemph-deactivated20141220

-GRABS TAIL AND PULLS HARD- “STOP IT YOU HAIRY BALLSACK! GAAAAAAH-”

cataliciousderp

-SCREECHES-

-lets go and PROMPTLY ATTACKS HAND-

#eemph

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

*Blinks slowly, tiny barest hint of a smile tugging on his lips as he kneels down to gently scratch behind the cat’s ear. Still beyond baffled.*

"Good kitty.~"

cataliciousderp

-purrs louder and places front paws on Theo’s lap, head pressing against his hand-

"Meeeeee…"

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

*Tries to broaden his smile but fails miserably. Because his kitty but it isn’t at the same time.*

"That nice, hmm?"

*Continues to scratch just behind the ear*

cataliciousderp

-mews and then proceeds to jump into the vampire's lap-

-stands up on back legs, places paws on chest and, trying very, very hard to reach, licks at Theo's chin-

#bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

cataliciousderp

"Meeee~" -gets up and strokes against leg- -purrs-

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

*Blinks slowly, tiny barest hint of a smile tugging on his lips as he kneels down to gently scratch behind the cat’s ear. Still beyond baffled.*

"Good kitty.~"

cataliciousderp

-purrs louder and places front paws on Theo's lap, head pressing against his hand-

"Meeeeee..."

#bloodthirstyandnarcissistic #it's a skill u//w//u #-blushu blushu-#-pride-#REALLY THOUGH I'M SO SORRY THEO #SHOULD #SHOULD I GET HUMAN DANIEL FOR YOU???#OR WILL THAT BREAK YOU MORE??

eemph-deactivated20141220

cataliciousderp replied to your post: -STARES-

-wails- -utterly broken, upset face- -LUNGES AT AND ATTACHES SELF TO THIGH- //that’s right ya’ll better WATCH OUT and sin DO I HAVE TO PUT U ON THE NAUGHTY STEP

-SCREEEEECHES- -grabs by the neck and tries to pull off, while jumping around on one leg- “YOU BLOODY STUPID AWFUL MONSTER, GET OFF OF MEEEEEE-“

cataliciousderp

-DIGS TEETH AND CLAWS INTO LEG- -REFUSES TO LET GO-

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--"

#eemph #omg sin rood #DO I HAVE TO DO WHAT UR MUN JUST TOLD ME AND PUT U ON A NAKED GUY'S LAP #'CAUSE I WILL #...I'LL PLACE U ON NAKED DICK'S LAP

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*leaves out foodbowl* o.o *hides behind corner, wearing a safari hat, tracking the elusive Derp kitty*

-lunges at foodbowl-

#answered #warmiceheart

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

cataliciousderp said: -mimics the action- “Meeee?” //i feel like i should be sorry but i’m not PREPARE TO GET MINDFUCKED THEO or something i dunno i’mjusthavingsuchahardtimeseeingDerpandDanielasthesamecharactereventhoughtheyareaghfdgdfdhgf -snickersnortsdies-

bloodthirstyandnarcissistic

*Contiues to STARE at, utterly baffled* "B-but.. But you-" *Doesn’t know what to say because confused*

cataliciousderp

"Meeee~" -gets up and strokes against leg- -purrs-

#bloodthirstyandnarcissistic #I KIND OF FEEL BAD #BUT #AT THE SAME TIME REALLY PROUD #I'M SORRY THEO IT'S OKAY DANIEL'S OKAY I PROMISE

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