nerd

i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”

Adam Driver is the A+++ actor

I want an entire film based on this character

I love how Pete can’t help but smile. xD

Everyone was laughing but Adam held true- I am honestly not sure I’ve ever laughed harder at a single thing in my life

if i recall correctly the “game with the stick” he’s talking about was that while he was in the green room they would have a random intern come in and poke him with a stick every couple minutes. then he smoked salvia like right before coming out and they kept dripping water on him from the rafters

Apes are more tactical

Then what?

Than Ever Before