Just call me Dee

If you didn’t lose your shit at that very first chord you’re lying

Life is pretty chaotic - at least this puts a smile on my face

People think that if you change something in the past it could drastically affect the present, but never really think that what they do in the present could drastically affect the future.

It’s really lucky that sweat is a clear liquid

The Fifth Element totally predicted the rise of vloggers and social media stars.

Truth!! lol

Being asked “Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!” is like saying “Why do you have asthma? There is so much air!”

Using a dating app while you’re horny is like going grocery shopping when you’re hungry.

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

Any store is a drive through if you’re fast enough.

Hahaha truth right there!

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can change the future by doing something small.

Shook here!