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Lord of the Lake.

teens and dogs.

Both my roommate and I have emotional support poorly written early 2000s tv shows; mine is wildly inaccurate and preposterous procedural drama CSI: Las Vegas and hers is disgustingly pretentious, Bechdel-test-failing Sex and the City. Two series that are so bad they're good!

(when the heck is season 2 coming out???)

once during my first semester of community college i was asked out by a juggalo and i believe at that exact moment in time i was cursed to have interactions with strange men in public for the rest of my life. (exhibit A, grocery store)

that time of year when my hair gets its own zip code

I'm not sure I like your tone, Carol.

some things never change

What will a 401k do for me if the planet dies before I turn 65, Carol???

A rainy morning walk 🌧

STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!

Going home.

I didn’t last long in Sunday school.

I miss being awkward in public!! I miss Irish goodbye-ing my way out of every social gathering I attend!!

I used to go to this really good pizza place every week when I was in college and they had a real "all or nothing" vibe.

anybody else gotta do that walk of shame from the bedroom to the kitchen every three days or so

It’s time to play LOWER!!! THAT!!! BAR!!!