castor

i only drink wine when im at my lowest. and i definitely wouldnt call it that...

stop being an alcoholic and come eat lobster with a monster

hello? who goes there... *shakily holds my candle in front of me while peering into the gloom*

i'm an evil witch and i kill people

does the evil witch want to eat lobster with me soon

the evil witch would like that very much

i only drink wine when im at my lowest. and i definitely wouldnt call it that...

stop being an alcoholic and come eat lobster with a monster

hello? who goes there... *shakily holds my candle in front of me while peering into the gloom*

i'm an evil witch and i kill people

i only drink wine when im at my lowest. and i definitely wouldnt call it that...

stop being an alcoholic and come eat lobster with a monster

The day I started posting about #me was the best day of my life.

i better not catch any of you making “he wouldn’t miss” memes with alex because alex very much missed. Like a lot. “but jay” yeah he got lucky that one time

tim brought a knife to a gunfight and won. jessica was armed with NOTHING and managed to point alex’s own gun at him. he’s shit with that thing man