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hello. this is miles *wild west notification sound* i just. got in trouble with my probation offi

18 [🎂 july 20th]

plural

he/star

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expect crude humor and swearing and vulgarities and all that nonsense

im pro-fiction sorry if thats a deal-breaker

I HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER

will not answer very personal/inappropriate questions, rude asks, or death threat/wish asks [with a few exceptions because they can get funny sometimes]

please ask me about my ocs or request poorly made sketches from me it will be fun and awesome

YOU CAN ALSO REQUEST ANY SHIP YOU WANT!!!! I DONT MIND FUCKING AROUND A BIT

do keep in mind i am a bit fixed on my preferred dynamics so im probably not gonna draw the reverse unless theres a holiday surrounding it

i have a lot of trouble taking myself seriously and you will probably see that whenever i post some angsty or fluffy bullshit

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acutally fuck that just dont be a piece of shit asshole we dont do that around here

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shigamitsu is like the epitome of "are they lovers?" "WORSE"

#C:/Users/#miles🍎/#diary.html #tags/#not tagging the fandom stuff im not in the mood for death threats #their relationship dynamic would be really fucking messy and complex and thats what i like about it #id like to bring up the concept of miles being the surviving remnants of gregory again your honor #which like i said in my last post goes in tandem with my ->one-sided<- greg/eddie incarnation #also any power dynamic that existed previously might as well be gone lmao #idk im saying shit rn dont pay attention to me #also dont come hounding at me talking about some sort of “this isnt realistic ermmm” bitch this is ace attorney #where spiritual possession and the absolute fucking bullshit that happens in big top are possible

"not now, i'm trying to visit him" digital art; 3000px x 4000px.

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#C:/Users/#miles🍎/#art/#fanart.png #tags/#ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #ace attorney fanart #eddie fender #raymond shields #gregory edgeworth #shinshiga #<- for the record my incarnation is one-sided #cuz it goes in tandem with my shigamitsu bullshit [rent lowering hashtag]#also any hypothetical two sided interactions are delusions and fantasies #please see the vision i beg you

i have a graduation ceremony to attend in less than an hour [im graduating] anyways Why So Moe

#C:/Users/#miles⚖️/#art/#wip.jpg #tags/#aai2 spoilers #gregory edgeworth #aai2 #cw sui attempt #i almost forgot i had this blog oh my god bruh 😭#yes this is based on that noose portal meme

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Attention every artists!!

ACGGOODS is here!!

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piece im working on. i dont feel like typing out the cardinal symbolism again if you wanna learn more look up "cardinal grief symbol"

#C:/Users/#miles⚖️/#art/#wip.jpg #tags/#miles edgeworth #this piece is gonna be part of a series of pieces based on saihate by kobayashi onyx #theyre also gonna be specifically based on the characters in the miles edgeworth investigations duology #whole house grieving

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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

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4. uno

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i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

castlecalamity

no you dont i bought mine on day one you fuckin dunce

#ill do the aesthetic file format shit later #replaced the last word with “dunce” because it's 2026 #also pretty much every synonym to “idiot” is infinitely funnier than the r slur

pinterest replies are so funny because someone will reply to me talking about something completely unrelated to the conversation at hand just to try to bash me and it literally never works

"you cannot be a he/star" ?????????? ok????????????????? how is this relevant to my comment joking about a series of color palettes being pride flags lmao

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/diary/#tags/#pinterest #this platform fucking sucks why is it filled to the brim with socially inept children

currently recycling and redesigning some of my abandoned characters for this ace attorney fan game im making

bonus something dumb i conjured up

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/art/#oc.png #concept art.png #tags/#ace attorney #ace attorney oc #rory plexus #miles edgeworth #i like to imagine that miles basically has two lives and everyone knows to keep them separate #it's like an unspoken rule at the center that a person's normal life and otaku life are to be separated

i lowk want to play the ace attorney games but idk which one i should play :P also love ur art :p

i recommend playing the games in release order [so the phoenix wright trilogy, then aa4, then the investigations duology, then aa5, then aa6]. or at least play through the mainline series [in order obvs] and dont even do so much as look in the direction of the investigations duology until after you finish aa4

also thank you! :D

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yo i saw your tiktok joking about your queer interpretation of aai2 and i gotta ask: if we were to take the lawyer/gender binary metaphor you presented and run with it then what would be the meaning of chief prosecutor edgeworth getting rid of all the corrupt prosecutors

the meaning would be "EVERYONE GET MORE NON-BINARY NOW"

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/asks/#inquiry.html #⚖️.html #tags/#ace attorney

animated this lmao. animation inspiration below the cut

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/art/#animation.gif #tags/#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #i think all of my portfolio for the past few months has just been ace attorney fanart #more specifically edgeworth fanart because of course it is #i feel like stone cold steve austin in that one clip where he's counting the drinks he had #i drew an edgeworth.#i drew another edgeworth.#3 EDGEWORTHS #4 EDGEWORTHS [oh no 🥹]#5 EDGEWORTHS [oh no 😭😭😭]#6 EDGEWORTHS #7 EDGEWORTHS #8 EDGEWORTHS #9 EDGEWORTHS [agh!]#...and some of the other characters

hey everybody

#dont feel like doing the fancy file format shit rn #ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth

sorry babe i cant come over i have mourning plans today

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/art/#tags/#no spoilers beyond aai2-3 please #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #raymond shields #eddie fender #sgmt #they make me want to kill myself and i dont even know if im joking anymore #i have so much i want to say but before i verbalize anything i need to finish the game

i have some Absolute Bullshit in the works

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/wips #tags/#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #sgmt if you can hear us please save us #wideface #shigamitsu save me shigamitsu

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on aai2-4 rn what the fuck is raymond's problem </affectionate>

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/diary/#tags/#ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #raymond shields #“well if you jumped into uncle ray's arms” ENOUGH 😭#didnt he also jokingly flirt with miles at some point #“i thought it would be nice if we could share the romance of the constellations together” whoa he's bisexual i didnt know that #btw ik his name is eddie fender but im playing the fan translation rn #<- and i dont plan on using everyone's official names until i play through the official localization #<- “why didnt you get the official localization” because i wanted to play every game on my modded 3ds also i didnt know there was one

writing death choice angst[?] rn [the edge survives dont worry] and a really funny mental image popped into my head so i drew it

#C:/Users/CASTLECALAMITY/art/#shitpost.png #doodle.png #fanart.png #tags/#ace attorney #dick gumshoe #miles edgeworth #ace attorney fanart #tw sui attempt #i really hated drawing gumshoe's armsi kept fuckign them up

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