These are all the things that have happened to me in my 7 years of on and off exotic dancing:

Guys have whipped out their dicks and rubbed them on me.

My tits have been grabbed

And my ass

And my legs

Guys have jizzed on me

All of them assumed they just had to name a price to get me to blow or fuck them, like I had a set limit they just had to go high enough

Was almost puked on, ran away

The young guys don’t tip, EVER

The old guys will pay but want to touch you EVERYWHERE and sorry when you see the money they are offering you want to take it.

You have to tip the house and the DJ no matter how much you make

There are drugs so easily available it will make your head spin.

Don’t steal a regular from another girl even if you are a veteran that is punishable by death.

Also it’s still stealing if he comes up and wants to buy a dance from you

You will NOT meet your millionaire prince charming that way

In 7 years of it, I met ONE attractive guy and he was painfully shy, only wanted to talk, never bought a dance.

You will have stalkers

You will be lucky if someone doesn’t assault you

You will be lucky if security will give a damn about you if you don’t tip them

You will be lucky to meet the minimum quota for drinks you HAVE to sell that night in order to work there (Or they take it from your tips)

You will get yelled at on stage by the guys who will say horrible things to you and give you no money.

You will have guys offer you a few bucks to show them your pussy

You will have guys try to stick their fingers in you, and I mean everywhere, mouth, pussy, ass, you name it.

You will have guys who want to touch and not pay.

You will have guys that will promise you more money but never come through.

Anyone who doesn’t say any of this to you before you start is lying to you or isn’t your friend. I did it, I went through it, I saw it all and I did it all. I was addicted to drugs at one point. If you want to talk about a job where you work hard, are guaranteed NO money on any given night, have to stay up late, bust your ass to sell drinks which you see no profit from, have to tip a DJ who won’t play the music you want, and have to deal with pervert managers who assume you will sleep with them at any given time like they are doing you a favor this is totally the job for you.

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