Cass

[5:45 AM] Me: I had to go upstairs, there were no seats left downstairs [5:47 AM] Me: I'll tell you if we crash [5:53 AM] Mom: Hahaha [5:55 AM] Me: You're not going to believe this

Aaaand a tiny drawing of my face after all the fucking windows exploted, I had glass everywhere, EVERYWHERE

Decided to draw the Toons with a slightly larger budget and had to re draw my Astro, as you can see, no light blue in his face bc that's Tisha's color, I'll re draw Glisten and Teagan later

It all started when my mom and my dad got married, I didn't want to go cuz I kinda don't care yk? So I was sleeping and my sister called.

She: go get Satanás. Me: I... what?

She said my parents would leave Argos with me bc they were going with my tita and blah blah blah, so I had to take an uber to go to my sister's house with Argos. Right his full name is Argos Lucifer but we call him Satanás. I got ready in 2 minutes, a pijama tshirt and normal pants with boots, ok. Went for Argos and everything he needed. LIKE HIS WATER. Inside the uber we go and fuck I forgot the water. Argos was ok, the uber loved him, said he looks like a little fox, anyway, Argos got my shirt dirty bc ofc he has his paws dirty, that's ok it's not like I'll take any photo or something, I'm just delivering the dog (foreshadowing).

We get out of the uber, my sister takes Argos to her house and he looks at her, DEAD IN THE EYE, and pees. HE WAS HOLDING THAT PEE FOR 40 MINUTES, MAYBE EVEN MORE. Ok she doesn't get mad at him, she loves him. We go to... idk how to call it, my parents were just signing papers, anyway, my sister cries, my tita cries, I don't bc as I said I don't care, they finish and I just want COFFEE. I'm an addict. I know. I don't care. I just heard someone say "and a photo with the daughters" and fuck I wanted to shoot myself.

We eat, everything is fine, my parents leave and I stay with Argos at my sister's house, she says "let's go to the mall". People love Argos and take pictures of him, a lot. Then my nightmare begins.

My sister goes to Starbucks for a pupcup and I'm forced to be outside with Argos, he smells asses with another dog and STARTS BARKING AT HER, I put him in air jail and try to get away to wait for my sister. He pees. I cleaned it and say "ok, you stay with her", I return to the Starbucks and mf is not outside. I didn't bring my phone so damn fuck. Argos then tries to FIGHT WITH A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, BUDDY YOU'RE 5 APPLES TALL- Air jail again. HE POOPS. AND I CLEAN IT. I go to throw away the shit and, after I throw it away, this GORGEOUS WOMAN approaches and asks if she can pet Argos, I say ofc and the convo goes like this:

Her: ow he's so cute, like the owner ;) Me: haha yeah his name is Argos.

I DIDN'T PUT A PIECE OF MIND ON THAT, I WAS MAD AT ARGOS, HE GOT ME A CUTE WOMAN WHO LOOKED MY AGE AND IT WAS PERFECT YK? BUT NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS MAD AND I'M A FUCKING IDIOT. AnyWAY I find my sister and I was telling her about my horrible day and she just OFFERED ME STARBUCKS COFFEE. I took a sip. IT TASTED LIKE SHIT.

My brother in law got me crepes tho, good day.

Two days after that I was talking with a friend and FUCKING FINALLY I said "A WOMAN TOLD ME I WAS CUTE-" LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZED. Argos and I are now friends since well he got me a cute woman but I was stupid, I won't be stupid anymore.

Also I didn't show you my dog, look at him, he's so cute