Three kids in a trenchcoat

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Potentially unpopular opinion but I still think Arisa should’ve ended up with a girl.