Just Like the Real Thing

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

What if you were traveling through a cave and the dwarf in your adventuring party said "wait guys this place feels pregnant"

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

gul dukat the type of guy to go to court-ordered therapy one time and come out immediately weaponizing therapy speak. he shows up to ds9 like “i respect your boundaries but i feel that i’m doing all of the emotional labor in this relationship. frankly, the federation’s presence in this sector is disrupting my self-care” and then sisko tells him to get out of his office

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.