Someone tell this girl to slow down

the power dynamics here are FASCINATING.

Stop telling on yourselves, some of us washed our hands before there was a pandemic

I licked every doorknob I came across

Just want everyone to know that there is more footage of people crying in 160 episodes of Steven Universe than there is footage of Sakura and Sasuke interacting together in the entire 673 episode and 11 movie run of Naruto, and those two supposedly get married after that show.

middle-aged white woman who’s entire personality is Liking Harry Potter vs. middle-aged white man who’s entire personality is Liking Star Wars: fight

They’re dating and calling me slurs on Twitter

they also have a tinder where they beg for threesomes

i am ABSOLUTELY INCONSOLABLE RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GODDAMN THING

You guys talked way too loudly about feral evil mad ladies and Disney fucking heard you and now we've got Emma Stone in a bad wig saying dumb shit like "I am woman hear me roar" without a hint of irony. Are you all happy now?

"Please stop replying all, you are spamming the whole company."

"Why am I getting this email? I am in procurment please remove me from this list"

"Me to remove me from this distro"

"PLEASE STOP ASKING TO BE REMOVED FROM LIST. ITS A COMPANY WIDE LIST. YOU CANT BE REMOVED. JUST STOP REPLYING"

How do you uninstall outlook on other people's machines....asking for a friend

Could be worse -- about 15 years ago the place I worked for had an unfortunate incident in which two peoples’ out-of-office autoreply somehow were both set to ‘reply all’. If I recall correctly, there were several million back-and-forth autoreplies before IT managed to shut down the mail server and kill the thread.

snudder mado