hi! im kaya, this is probably what i should've posted first on this page but i really wanted to post my writing lmao. but here's something to get to know me a little
✧˚ · im into kpop (duh), kdramas, reading, writing & drawing, crochet, anything artsy tbh
✧˚ · ult groups: skz
✧˚ · never hesitate to message me about anything, im a cronic yapper online and i like making friends <3
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✧˚ · i don't write smut
✧˚ · my characters do not correlate to the real people, so please keep in mind that most of the time they're ooc. this is just for fun
✧˚ · im a sucker for cute and funny, college/uni!au fics apparently or young adults being goofy young adults with found family vibes
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theme: just cute scenarios for how you'd spend valentine's day with skz
a/n: a late valentine's post is still better than no valentine's post am i right?? i wrote this at 3am like a week ago so if it makes no sense i'm sorry i didn't proof read at all... and if you spent the day alone (like me) or with friends that's love too <3
Chan - probably celebrates for like a week (lol). jokes aside at least 3 days, I mean his partner is his priority and he doesn't need a specific date to celebrate their love but would still go over the top. Probably spoils them to death, with gifts, food and attention (and lots of kisses because he's just like that)... planned the whole day and it's either outdoor activities or staying at home (whichever one you prefer(it'll most likely be staying at home)) cooking dinner at home and having a movie marathon... you both fall asleep like 30 minutes in... but it's fine because you have the next day to continue your lovey-dovey behaviour, and the rest of your lives. oh and he definitely pretended to forget it's valentine's at some point but he laughed and you caught on the lie, oops...
Minho - would definitely want to stay in but if he knows spending the holiday out means a lot to you he would go to great extent to make the day perfect. and i mean perfect, lots of flowers, gifts, breakfast in bed, would also cook dinner, wouldn't let you lift a finger. most likely threw in a few silly gifts among everything as a joke, to make things more interesting, lovely cards that had a message on them that had nothing to do with valentines like... "It's a girl!" or "Congrats on graduating high school"... just a silly man with his silly tendencies. I firmly believe you'd want to do something opposite of lovey-dovey and watch horror movies the whole day but correct me if I'm wrong
Changbin - the one who wants to get spoiled. but for real though, most thoughtful person ever. would ask you a "hypothetical" question on how'd you want to spend your valentine's day WEEKS ago just to make sure he doesn't do anything that makes you uncomfortable. you caught onto to it immediately but let him believe otherwise. ughh i just know he's really romantic and would want a similar treatment in return, that's why you end up buying him a lot of gifts as well. you'd both spend the day out, going to cute places he planned out, that same night he'd take you out to a really fancy restaurant and have a great dinner together
Hyunjin - good god where do i start. the most romantic person EVER! (we have solid proof of this) he's doing the whole shebang, over-the-top, multiple activities through out the day and a galore of gifts. he actually tried to be nonchalant but failed miserably. you both would sleep in a bit cuddling, breakfast in bed, going out for a cute picnic after, would get you a bunch of gifts you've mentioned you wanted, along with some handmade as well like a jewellery or a painting, a handwritten letter with edges he burnt to make it more realistic and old-timey(?). he would secretly want some handmade gifts as well, which you tried to prank him and say you didn't get him anything but immediately! failed because you could see the disappointment in his face and felt bad... will probably still ask you if he missed anything you wanted (and if he did he'd take you shopping). you know what he'll probably take you shopping anyway... would take a whole BUNCH of cute couple photos and then have dinner together
Han - i think he's just so goofy that spending valentine's with him would be SO fun. don't get me wrong he can get really flirty so don't let it fool you. i think it depends on what you want so he'd be fine with anything, if you say you want to go to an amusement park he's all in... oh what's that? you want to spend the day at home, that's fine too. he'll definitely try and make you a breakfast in bed but he burnt it and felt sad about it. but you assured him that it's alright because he's just so cute. got you a bunch of gifts. he even decorated around the place so it looks aesthetic and cute
Felix - i really feel like this would be a 50/50 relationship. not that the others aren't. but he's just so sweet you'd want to spoil him too (i know i would). you take turns doing things the other person wants together (like he wanted to play a game with you and you wanted to show him your fave tv show). just having as much together as possible, Felix most likely wanted to bake cookies or a cake and wanted you to just relax, probably prepared you something in the meantime like a bath or made you a small reading corner to catch up on your reading goal but you insisted you wanted to just spend time with him and bake together so he gave you one of the aprons and you joined in on the fun (the kitchen got real messy, flour everywhere, he dropped an egg and you spilled a bunch of sugar behind the counter) but that's what's fun about it
Seungmin - im getting a "he wouldn't really care about valentine's" vibe because you don't care either so you're both on the same page. but if otherwise, you'd definitely have a more intimate and private relationship and normal day activities, something that doesn't really draw attention and is just cute like an aquarium date or going around walks in the city, visiting famous landmarks you've been meaning to see or going by the river and eating your favourite street food, he would act all cheesy and shy with you and smother you with affection and gifts, just spending quality time together. you both got tired and decided to just order take out and eat it at home with the show you've been binging together
Jeongin - i just really think you'd go to an arcade together idk why. you're both fun people and would want to do something fun together. maybe go to laser tag as well. you both got slightly competitive but snapped out of it early on. also not really a romantic unless you want to do something more extravagant(?) otherwise a pretty wild and crazy day. still got you plenty of gifts tho, like expensive clothes and jewellery, lots of chocolate. you'd compliment him a lot about how thoughtful and cute he was and he'd get super shy (get it) and awkward and he'd turn the tables around and compliment you and then you'd go red because he caught you off guard and he just ended up giggling. he wanted to take lots of pictures together to either post or send to his friends and sent a cute and romantic caption along with it.
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ill never understand using ai for fanfics (and art in general) like all you need is to project onto your favourite character and write them in a situation you wanna live in... that or put them through something traumatic
Spoiling your boyfriend on his birthday - Yang Jeongin
summary: you and jeongin have been dating for a year and you came up with a system that lets you spoil him for the entire day and it was a huge success (or will it actually backfire in the future?)
pairing: bf! jeongin x gn!reader
words: 1.8k
genre: established relationship, fluffff, slighty comedic, just everyone being cutesy
warning: mentions of alcohol, a few curses, idk
a/n: happy birthday innie! <3 thank you for reading and hopefully you enjoy this. dividers are by @adornedwithlight and @saradika-graphics
You and Jeongin have been dating for about a year, and at the start of your relationship you found out Jeongin didn’t really like celebrating his birthday... well more like hated getting pampered, babied or spoiled on it, but that’s practically the same thing - which by the way neither did you but that was besides the point... how dare he not let you spoil him? - either way you respected his boundaries and spent his birthday relaxed in a nice restaurant with 1 or 2 simple gifts (which he set a low-price limit for...) and you did the same for yours (plus a movie marathon per your wish and his intense begging to buy you something more expensive than “a bunch of cute beads to make bracelets”) but I digress.
This year however, you prepared a plan. In fact you’ve started preparing only a day after his last birthday, and here’s what you came up with: every year you get 1 “special treatment” card, which you can “cash in” and it means on a day of your choosing you get to give Jeongin special treatment through out the whole day (that backfired immediately when he suggested he get one card as well.
“It’s only fair you know?” he said with a knowing smirk, and your plan to distract him with “You can plan my outfits once a week! Doesn’t that sound more interesting? You’ve always wanted to do that!” “Nope. I’d rather have a card... or no deal.” and crossed his arms, laying his back on the couch, which in translation means you had to admit defeat.
Still though, it was a pretty good deal, you started by wishing him a happy birthday at 12am sharp, with a party hat on your head, party horn and a weird remix of happy birthday playing in the background that was way too loud which ultimately startled Jeongin and got you a knock on your door from your neighbors because of the noise (which by the way ??? have some joy and whimsy for like 3 minutes...) and you gave him one of the cheaper gifts he asked for just to lure him into a false sense of safety, y’know make him think you went easy on the gift giving... that didn’t work at all. In fact, he was suspicious the second you gave him the tiny jewellery box of a necklace he mentioned he liked.
“I swear on my Geto body pillow! I’m not lying, that is truly the only gift I got for you.” yeah, you were lying. You had crossed your fingers behind your back, but you had to, or it wouldn’t be a surprise.
You’ve been preparing him a special human sized, handmade tapestry blanket of a screen panel from his favourite game, which he talked about non-stop.
On another occasion he told you he was looking to buy a new blanket, and you seized the perfect opportunity to make him a more meaningful one, because he truly was a special person to you, and you to him.
“Fine, I still don’t believe you though, so if you are lying, you’ll have to let me take you to a spa every Friday.” well shit...
“Alright, alright... damn” you muttered that last part. No worries, this will not ruin the rest of your plans. Neither of you were tired despite it being kind of late so you decided to snuggle up on the couch and watch a few episodes of the show you’ve been binging together. After an hour or so you both ended up falling asleep cuddled in each other's embrace.
You woke up earlier than your boyfriend because you planned to make him his favourite breakfast and drink because most of the time either he was the one cooking or you guys ended up ordering food or making something super easy, like cereal, or fruit bowls or eggs... foods that neither of you could mess up, which tends to happen quite a lot, but hey! That's how one learns important life skills.
You woke him up by smothering him with kissed (that you asked about the day before) and after a relaxed but quick food-inhaling breakfast at the table with a little chit-chat about the latest inconveniences in your lives you both cleaned up the table.
“Okay! There’s no time to spare we still have much to do on the agenda for today and we can’t afford to lose a single second!” you announced, expecting some sort of complaint or eye-rolling from Jeongin that never came. Instead, he seemed... glad? calm, collected, satisfied and he sent his signature adorable smile in your way which made all your worries whether he would like what you planned for him instantly disappear. He loved you and you knew that, and he was going to love anything you prepared for him because the only thing that mattered to him is that he was going to spend the day with you.
He wasn't shocked that the first stop on the agenda was the mall, you went in the stores you guys usually shopped in and let him pick out things he liked, and you picked up things you wanted fully planning to pay for them yourself, you paid for Jeongin's things but before you could pay for your own, Jeongin quickly swooped in with his card before you can say anything... Hey you weren’t complaining though.
You put the shopping bags in your car and went to sit down for coffee at a nearby cafe and grabbed some dessert they had on display that looked (and tasted) delicious and had a lovely conversation. Talking to Jeongin was always the easiest thing to do, even when there was nothing to say, the silence didn’t bother either of you. The silence was comforting with Jeongin. It was starting to get dark out and it made you remember to check the time on your watch, setting off alarm in your head once you were reminded that it was almost time for the next activity on the agenda, your personal favourite one.
“Surprise!” every single one of Jeongin’s friends yelled once you opened the door to the karaoke room you rented, the seven guys with a few microphones in their hands, party decorations on their heads and faces, the whole room decorated with the lyrics screen blasting behind and drinks on the table and... Wow they really went all out for this.
You all lost track of time, now slightly tipsy after idk how many songs sang, hugs shared, and slightly slurred duets happened before one of the staff informed you that your time had sadly ran out.
“It’s almost time for our dinner reservation, so we might as well just head over there..” said Bangchan, followed by a bunch of cheers and sighs of relief, everyone was starting to get hungry and it showed.
You went to the best Korean bbq restaurant you knew that was only a five minute car ride away and made your way inside to your reserved table, all nine of you taking your seats around the table and taking of your jackets. After ordering the food, you decided it was just the right time to share all your gifts with the birthday boy. Everyone got him something he wanted or a “didn’t know he wanted until he gets it” gift from Minho that sounded too ominous to everyone so they all just decided to move on. “Open it at home.” Minho winked to Jeongin and he grimaced.
He got a new phone from Chris and a kiss to his forehead that he failed to resist, a handmade painting for his room from Hyunjin and a failed kiss on the cheek he tried to give, a special mixtape from Jisung and a demo song he wanted to sing with him. “Your voice is the only one it would suit my song, I need you!” he insisted and Jeongin was very thankful. Pair of funky shoes from Felix and some stylish clothes from Seungmin and Changbin said he bought him a bunch of training equiptment that he can easily utilize at home (that he ended up leaving in his car) and promised to be his trainer at the gym once a week and “show him his ways” said in a flirty way to which everyone responded with a groan and boo’s.
Last but not least you gave him his blanket that was wrapped with a cute gift wrapper and he tried to guess what it was before he opened it. “A large pillow?” “Nope.” “A new matress?” that guess made you wonder if he was still drunk from before.
“A dog!” Minho guessed and laughed when everyone turned to him questioningly...
“Come on just open it!” you said now impatent to see his reaction and he quickly unwrapped the gift pulling the blanket out on full display, and everyone at the table ooh’d and wow’d. “Oh my god, you made this?” Jeongin was flabberghasted, “It must have taken you ages!” Jisung commented. “Actually a couple of months, with a few trials and errors but it felt like ages...” Jeongin pulled you in for a hug before you could finish your sentence, hugging him back. “Thank you so much, this is the most meaningful gift I’ve ever gotten.” your heart melted, from both his physical display of affection and his words.
“Of course! I made it because I love you and wanted to make you something with love that you can use for a long time.”
“I love you so much.” he said now backing away from the hug, the guys now half gagging, half in awe.
The food and drinks arrived just a minute after the gift exchange and Changbin started grilling the meat. “Wait, before we dig in, a word from our birthday boy!” Hyunjin suggested and everyone raised their glasses up.
“First of all, thank you for the gifts!” Jeongin started now full on smilling. “Thank you for being here. Let’s have a nice dinner! It’s my birthday. Cheers!” such a trademark Jeongin speech. “Cheers!” everyone else yelled after, followed by a bunch of happy birthday’s as well and you all started eating.
“You know I’m gonna have to go all in thrice as much on your birthday now, right?” he leaned in so you could hear him over the noise.
“Well... shit.” It dawned on you a while ago, but you kinda forgot about that. “Whatever makes you happy” you added and he smiled. “Oh don’t worry it’ll make me very happy.”
“Don’t get all high and mighty just yet, there’s still the birthday cake left.” you smirked and his face dropped which you followed with a laugh and brought your glass in for a cheers, which he gladly accepted, and you both joined in on the rest of the conversation happening around you.
Preparing both Jeongin's (late) and Jungwon's (late) birthday posts if I don't post them in like 5 hours it means I failed and I have to redact my username and pfp
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Summary: the day arrives where one of your favorite book series gets another part of the series and you can't wait to go and get a copy. little did you know it wouldn't be as easy as you think
Genre: dislike to friends, fluff, attempt at humor, chaotic?, talk of books, i dont know how to promote this it came to me in a vision
Warnings: none really, nothing explicit just mild swearing, oh and nonsensical insults, i am cringe but i am free, sunghoon is weird, y/n is weird, both of them have mild anger issues, sunoo is sassy, he also gets dragged and tickled, all of enha are here of course <3 i put the hunger games as the chosen book but you can imagine whatever
Word count: 5.2k
a/n: Hello! First of all, my writing debut wow. Second, thank you for being here and choosing to read my au. I decided to get back into writing, and this is my first ever fic that I finish and actually leaves the vault. I didn't know how to do the text messages so I just left them. If it sucks I apologise it was not beta-read, english is not my first language and I haven't written in a while but I really hope it's not too bad. I also didn't proof read the whole thing. I'm kind of scared to post this.
Sunghoon being chosen for this random prompt was purely based on the fact that I would love to fight him (affectionately, positively)
Any constructive criticism or praise is greatly appreciated. I love interactions.
ENOUGH WITH THE YAP LET'S BEGIN
>The day before the incident<
“Do you know who I love the most?” Niki, the youngest of Sunghoon’s friend group barged in his room all smiles and bright energy.
“How’d you get in, the apartment was locked.” Sunghoon lived with the rest of his friend group who were currently out and about with him enjoying the peace and quiet, well, up until a minute ago... As the youngest, Niki was still living with his family but he stayed over and hung out with them more times than he can count. This wasn’t a complaint, they all loved him like their own little brother, what concerned him is that he was fairly certain Niki didn’t have a spare key to the apartment and the door was definitely locked, so he had no idea how he got in.
“You! I love you the most! Also, don’t worry about it I have my ways.” Niki dismissed him like he asked a banal question.
“That is terrifying?” he replied.
“Anyways, my dear Hoonie, do you know how much I appreciate and look up to you as an older brother?” oh no. Niki was a sweet and thoughtful kid, wrapped in like a... dark, emo-looking exterior that wasn’t fooling anyone, but when he was this sweet, it usually meant he wanted something... “Okay now I’m really scared. You’re not gonna make me like, do something illegal... are you?”
Niki let out a laugh. “Don't be ridiculous... I just need a favor.” he assured him. “So... you know the hunger games, right?”
“You mean one of the most famous book series and movie franchise? Yeah, I’m familiar.” Sunghoon deadpanned.
“The newest book comes out tomorrow, and I need you to go to the store and get me a copy. I have the money and everything I just can’t go because I have a class in the morning. I asked the others but Heeseung and Jake apparently had some math project to finish and Jungwon said he was supposed to go to a... dora the explorer convention...”
Sunghoon scrunched his face in confusion, not even wanting to comment on that last one, and then he realized something. “Wait, wait, wait a second... I wasn’t the first person you asked, not even second, but fourth!? What’s up with that?”
“Oh, well umm, I just didn’t think you’d be up for it that’s all.” Niki didn’t think it would be a big deal to Sunghoon but seems like he was wrong.
“Of course I’m up for it! I’m wayy up... I’m flying with the birds! I’ve basically turned into a satellite.” Sunghoon tried not to sound offended by his friends’ statement but it may not sound as convincing as he thought. “Whatever!”
Niki hadn’t said a word, he just kind of stood there with his hand on his mouth, slightly frozen as if his friend would turn him into a shish kebab if he moved.
Sunghoon got up from where he was laying on his bed to stand in front of Niki, he put his hands on the others’ shoulders and looked him in the eyes, Niki tilting his head backwards now, wondering what he got himself into. “Don’t you worry about a damn thing! I’ll make sure I get you that book. Even if it’s the last thing I do.” he finished the last sentence by shaking the other man back and forth. “I’ll go get it right now!”
Sunghoon let go and sprinted out of the room as fast as he could, Niki snapped out of the weird trance and realized what was happening. “Sunghoon where are you going?! The book comes out tomorrow!” he ran after him out of the apartment and into the hallway but couldn’t see his friend. “I haven’t even shown you how the book looks like!” he tried but just ended up yelling into an empty hallway.
“Man, what the hell...” he whispered to himself lightly rubbing the back of his head, huffed and put his hands on his hips awkwardly. “He’s so odd.” he said and went back inside.
>Day of the incident<
This was it. Today was the big day. You have been anticipating this for almost a year and in just a few hours you will get your hands on what would be your most prized possession, because later today comes out the second prequel to one of your favorite book series. You haven’t been able to stop thinking about it ever since the news came out, and you even decided to re-read all the previous books and rewatch all the movies. You made a whole event out of it and watched the movies together with your friends Sunoo and Jay, who were big fans as well, maybe not on the same level as you... you had the tendency to get a little too obsessed with certain things... but hey, at least they were supportive. Anyways, the whole thing made you even more excited for the release, which is why you were currently sweating out of your eyeballs trying to think of anything else that will calm you down.
“Oh god I really need to relax.” you said to yourself out loud, even though you were currently alone in your room because to your disdain, both your roommates had their respective uni classes that morning. Wondering if you should text the group chat anyway, not wanting to bother them, you made yourself some food, got a glass of water and sat down to eat before you started getting ready and decided to message your friends.
>text messages<
Y/N: GUYS... IM REALLY NERVOUS PLS HELP ME
Y/N: ignore this if you’re in class
Jay: Is this about the book that comes out later
Jay: Also we have like an hour break rn
Sunoo: oh my god get a LIFE
Y/N: WHAT THE FUCK SUNOO
Y/N: and yes my dearest and only friend jay... it is
Jay: It’s going to be fine don’t worry about it! You’ll get a copy
Sunoo: this is what having only two friends does to you
Y/N: STOPPP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Y/N: yk what i see how it is
Jay: Hey come on now you two
Jay: Let’s all love each other <3
Y/N: Sunoo you’ve just lost all your privileges and are now demoted to “some guy i live with”. from now on you may refer me to Miss Awesome-Sauce or M’lady
Sunoo: NEVER say awesome sauce again
Jay: You should’ve gone with pumpkin spice
Y/N: what?
Sunoo: and also what privileges lmaoooo
Sunoo: if its your weekly concerts then im not really at a loss am i
Y/N: im revoking your... “can i borrow the book” privilege :)
Y/N: *mic drop*
Jay: GASP
Jay: oh no she didn’t
Sunoo: ....
Sunoo: Listen...
Sunoo: My dear, lovely Y/N, my best friend, light of my life, the moon to my sun
Sunoo: the palm to my tree
Sunoo: the swimming to my pool
Jay: I have never heard anyone say those...
Sunoo: the lip to my stick
Jay: HELLO???”@#@$%
Y/N: I feel uncomfortable...
Sunoo: I have made a grave mistake and from now on I’ll think about my words and how they can affect people. I will take time off of social media to deeply reflect on myself.
Sunoo: *sends a selfie*
Sunoo: Me self-reflecting
Jay: NOT THE LEE MINHO REF
Y/N: omg who is this DIVA
Y/N: okay you’re forgiven but only because you’re cute
Sunoo: I know <3
>end of text messages<
You turned off your phone now that you’ve calmed down a bit due to you and your friends’ goofy antics. You looked at the clock and realized you had just over 3 hours to properly get ready, catch the bus to go to your nearest bookstore and be there at least 30 minutes before they stock up on the books. You haven’t done math this much since graduating high school. The next question was what to wear.... I mean it was kind of a special occasion, right? If you could say that. Man, maybe Sunoo was right, you did need to make more friends... Whatever! Now was not the time for that.
You got ready and got to the bus station 10 minutes early just in case. The ride there was calm with no incidents with you listening to your playlist with songs you loved lately. It was just before 10:30am when you arrived but when you got to the bookstore it was surprisingly... empty. Too empty. Something was wrong.
Never in your life have you seen the bookstore so free of life before, with a just a couple of customers roaming around. You looked around for the table with new releases and just as you saw it you noticed that, that too... was free of books... umm... okay so they might just have not taken them out yet, that must be it. You asked the bookseller at the cash register and she kindly informed you that the book was in fact, ahem... sold out.
Your jaw dropped. “There’s no way, you must have some copies left.” you had to make sure you understood right and that this wasn’t a case of miscommunication. “I’m so sorry, we had to open an hour early today and everyone just got here after that. It sold out in like 20 minutes.” the cashier spoke with a little smile, her eyebrows scrunched as if she was looking at a hurt puppy.
“Can you please check your stock again? Or if I can make an early order if you receive a new batch soon?” you tried the only thing you can think of. Luckily the lady was nice and let you leave your phone number, marked down your order and told you she’ll give you a call if they have a copy left or get new ones.
“Thank you so much!” oh dear, that wasn’t your plan in the slightest. It’s alright though! You weren’t going to lose hope but you still wanted to search the store just in case there was another copy on the loose, maybe it was hidden somewhere, misplaced, mixed up with the others, in another genre section, you get it.
Looking thoroughly on the shelves where it could be sorted by genre was to no avail, so the only option left was to roam around and quite possibly stumble upon it, I mean if it’s meant to be it will find you. Something about not chasing but attracting it instead. Yeah, that could work, delusion was the best motivator in this case.
You got to the “thriller” section just as you noticed a book on one of the shelves, well you saw the spine to be exact, with a similar color scheme to the one you were searching for and gasped. Okay Y/N, calm down, maybe it’s not that one, don’t get your hopes up too high now, was your initial thought, but as you got closer to it, the book became all the more familiar. Could this really be it? Huh, maybe you weren’t surrounded by misfortunes and the universe granted you a lucky break. It took everything in you not to scream out loud or jump around in excitement but instead you walked normally to the shelf, the second you grabbed the lower half of the book to pull it, another hand landed on the top half of it. Oh you must be joking right now...
You turned to the stranger who was trying to get between you and the most important thing in your life right now, a fictional world... still important nonetheless. It surprised you to see that the person next to you was probably the most handsome man you’ve ever laid your eyes upon. He looked like he was your age and was fairly taller than you, with jet black hair, dressed in casual clothes and a face that could launch fifty spaceships into the orbit. Okay you didn’t really know how to explain it but the point still stands. He had a few moles on his face, the prettiest eyes and eyebrows that seemed like they were drawn by a single stroke of an artists’ brush, which made him even more gorgeous. If that was possible.
“Hi there.” he spoke after a few seconds.
“Hello.” you replied confidently not wanting to back down even a bit because realistically, you knew what was about to go down. “Looks like we reached for the same book.” you added.
“Yeah, seems so.” he answered cockily both of your hands tightly holding the book, you could tell he was a stubborn one and it pissed you off, this was not going to be easy...
“Are you sure you aren’t lost? The self-help section is over by the entrance.” you tried to rile him up and pointed in the direction behind him but he didn’t even blink. Instead, he just turned fully in your direction, hand still firmly on the book.
“Nope. This is the book I was looking for.” you were expecting a snarky comeback that never came and instead he got closer, towering over you just enough for you to feel a teeny-tiny bit intimated. “This is the only copy left and I’m not leaving this store without it darling.” his voice was sweet and tender but his words weren’t. You narrowed your eyes at him.
“Your bogus charm won’t work on me.” as if you’d let a man deceive you with such cheap tricks. You sighed. “Alright, how about this. We both put the book on that table over there...” you pointed to the small seating area behind you, near the windows “...and then we have a calm, rational talk on who should have it, okay? What’s your name?”
The guy studied you for a bit, unsure on whether he should trust you or not. After a moment he released a long breath and let go of the book, you pulled it out of its place on the shelf, got over to the table and placed it down. “It’s Sunghoon by the way.” he said quietly.
“What?”
“My name. It’s Sunghoon.” he repeated.
“Oh.” pretty name, you thought. “I’m Y/N.” it was only fair to let him know yours too.
“So... how will we decide this?” he continued the conversation. You thought about it but nothing really came to mind. “Umm… maybe we could list of our reasons and whoever has a better reason wins?”
Sunghoon opened his mouth in an attempt to speak but you interrupted him instead. “I’ll start first,” you said without letting him have a word in, you did him dirty but this was not the time to play nice. Your life depended on it, or more like... a couple of hours of enjoyment.
“My reason is that I really like the series and want to read it.” you continued.
“Right. Well, I promised a dear friend of mine that I’ll get it for him because he couldn’t come.” damn him, that was an infinitely better reason, why did he have to be so selfless.
“How do I know you’re not lying? I mean at least I gave an honest reason.” you didn’t know why you just said that but in all honestly it was the only way you could’ve stalled this until, well... whatever you planned to do, but you had to think of something first.
“Are you kidding me?” you could tell he was getting more annoyed by the minute and you decided to push it further. God why were you like this.
“I mean… I just want to make sure we’re both being a hundred percent transparent with each other. Is there even a “friend” you’re helping?” oh yeah he definitely bought that.
“Oh, I see what you’re doing. Your reason sucked compared to mine so now you’re just trying to slither your way through an excuse. Well it’s not going to work, so you can stop with the air quotes.” Sunghoon was getting really tired of your shit and he sure as hell wasn’t gonna go down without a fight.
“Slither my way through? What does that even mean?! And my reason doesn’t suck. It's just as valid as yours but I'm making sure the copy is not going to waste and that your “friend" actually appreciates the story.” maybe it would’ve been a better idea to be more... civil, but something about him made you want to keep pushing his buttons and he was no better either so you didn’t really feel guilty.
“Hey! My best friend Niki, who is very much real, has been a fan of this series since the first book came out, so this copy is basically his birth right and there’s no way I’ll let some sea urchin have it!” Sunghoon was, let’s say a bit surprised at his own tone, he wasn’t the type of person to just have beef with random strangers over silly things, but I guess he was just feeling protective over Niki and wanted to win this for him.
“A... a sea urchin?! How dare you, you... potato peeler...” way to call someone names.
Sunghoon gasped as he clutched his chest.
“I’ve been a fan for a whole YEAR, your friends’ love for it has been on stand-by, okay? Mine is fresh in my memory and if I don’t read that book immediately, I’m going to explode.” You emphasized with your hands.
“Well gosh darn that’s just awful, what will the world do without a life ruining angry kitten like you.” he crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes.
“Oh real funny Mr. Probably wears coats all the time.” in your defense he did seem like a coat guy.
“Wow you got me... I’m so embarrassed, you carrot muffin.” yeah let’s go with that, he thought.
“What did you just call me?!”
“You heard me!”
“Screw you, pencil biter!” you were starting to get sick of this pointless “battle” so it was the best you could come up with.
“Bet you like plain pasta, don’t you?” he put his hands on his hips.
Sunghoon scoffed but then noticed the way your face sank at the last “insult”. There’s no way you actually got offended from that, is there? Maybe it was a touchy subject for you... dang it, how could he have been so stupid. What was going on with him today, this whole thing was so stupid, he didn't actually want to offend you... aaand great now he felt bad...
“Hey look, I’m sorry, I didn’t actually mean what I said, it’s just the first thing that popped into my mind. It wasn’t my intention to hurt you.” you were standing very still while awkwardly fiddling with your hands looking anywhere but at him and frankly, he didn’t know what else to do.
“It’s not like I always eat it plain, you know.” you spoke softly and sighed. “My friends make fun of me for it so it’s a bit of a touchy subject but...it’s just so good! If you make it right, cook it for long enough and then... leave a bit of the uhh... left-over pasta flavored water. It’s amazing.” you were scrambling for words which at this point made it 10 times weirder than it was.
Sunghoon nodded while listening intently. “I know, I know. Forget your friends, you eat pasta however you want to! Don’t let anyone tell you it’s wrong, okay? If you want to eat it plain then do that, who cares...” you still had your head down and after some internal debating and awkward back and forth hand movement, Sunghoon reached his hand and pat your head a few times with a soft “There, there. It’ll be okay.”
You feel like your eyes bulged out of the pop sockets from the shock of feeling his hand on your head. Was he... comforting you? Never mind the weird air around you both and the weight of his gaze on you, it was... warm and tender.
In Sunghoon’s case however, he didn’t know what he was saying nor why he just patted you head but at this point he would’ve done anything to stop you from sulking and bring back that insane fiery energy of yours from before and... wait a minute. Why was he thinking all this and why did he even care? Oh god he was going mad... he hadn’t thought any of this trough.
At that moment, you slowly raised your head and looked at him with a small smile on your face, thanked him and... okay he was definitely going insane because he just found you so cute, he felt like a butterfly gave birth to a million small butterflies in his stomach...or was it the gut? Either way, this was not good, he needed to get his head out of the clouds and remember what his objective was.
“Okay! Enough with the dilly-dallying!” you exclaimed, stopping his train of thought but the complete 180 change from arguing to whatever the other thing was to arguing again was going to give him a migraine.
“We need to settle this once and for all. And I’m afraid there’s only one way to do it...”
Sunghoon nodded. “A sword fight!” he declared.
You stopped for a second to scowl at him. “What? No. Where would we find swords, although I would love that, it always seemed really fun on tv. I was thinking more of like rock, paper, scissors?”
“Okay, yeah, that’s way more doable.” he straightened his posture and squeezed his hand into a fist “Let’s settle this once and for all.”
“Ready? Rock, paper, scissors, sho-”
“Excuse me?...” Before you were able to throw the hand signs, a lady came up to you. “May I ask if you need any help, is there a specific book you’re looking for? Maybe I can help you look for it?” she had a nametag on her shirt and you could make out a small ‘Louise’ so you figured she was one of the store sellers.
Sunghoon spoke first “Oh no ma’am. Thank you very much for offering, but we were just about to decide who gets to have this book...” He turned to show the book where they last left it on the table next to them, only to realize it wasn’t there. Both of their jaws dropped in disbelief.
“It’s... gone.” You looked up right at the register as another girl about their age was checking out, the same book she had in her hands just a few minutes ago... The girl turned away from the counter, now with the book in a tiny bag heading towards the exit. As she opened the door, she turned back to them and gave them a snarky smile and wriggled her fingers in a wave and exited the store.
“Oh, that little...” You were about to head in her direction but Sunghoon grabbed your shoulders and stopped you from doing something stupid.
“Alright~ Let’s calm down a bit. She already bought it, there’s nothing you can do. We should’ve paid more attention to our surroundings. It’s over let’s just leave it.”
“You’re right. How are you more clear-headed than me? It’s odd.”
“I have my strong points.” he flashed a grin in your direction and you froze for a second. Wow his smile was so... gorgeous. How can someone be this good looking... it wasn’t fair to anyone. You turned to the woman before she witnessed any more stupid shenanigans, thanked her and exited the store with Sunghoon following behind.
“Hey, can we both agree that this entire morning and everything that happened in there was genuinely insane and definitely not something we should be fighting over?” you said once you were both out on the sidewalk. The sun was peeking out through some clouds so it was still quite cold, the streets were busy with cars and people going on about their day.
“Yeah, I mean, it does seem quite silly now, doesn’t it?” he laughed, leaving a big goofy grin on his face. “I guess this means we’re friends now?” he added, looking at you with anticipation. Well that was new, you weren’t expecting that, especially not from him but hey, what the hell.
“I guess so.” you nodded, smiling back at him and extended your hand for a handshake which he gladly accepted and shook it with his own.
It got quiet and after a few seconds you asked “So... what do we do now?”
“Umm...” he answered which gave you the impression that he probably didn’t know either “If you want, we can go hangout at my apartment, it’s close by, maybe we can have some of that plain pasta. And don’t worry I have roommates and you can invite your friends over. Niki will be there because, one, I want you to know that he’s real” you rolled your eyes “and two, since he’s a big fan of the series you’ll probably get along well.”
NEVER go to a complete strangers house or invite one over, stay safe please <3
“Okay. Yeah sure, why not. I’ll call my friends we can go together once they get here.” you knew their class had already ended so you texted Sunoo and Jay to come to a nearby cafe since you made plans with Sunghoon to wait for them there and chat in the meantime until you headed to the original hang-out location.
When the four of you got there you got greeted by 3 of Sunghoon friends which you found out were Jungwon, Jake and Niki who, to your surprise ended up being very real and for the next 5 minutes you didn’t hear the end of it from Sunghoon, meaning you were bombarded with a bunch of attacks like “See? I told you he exists.” or “I can’t believe you’d think I’d lie about having friends, how low do you think of me?” to which your answers were either intense eye rolls or random outbursts of “Okay! I get it! Stop bothering me!”
Once you filled everyone in on your...disagreement and everything from the moment you and Sunghoon met that led to you becoming friends of some sort, which to be fair, was very silly everyone fell into a comfortable small talk, slowly getting to know each other.
Sunghoon was right about you getting along with the youngest, about whom you found out later on, that Niki was just a combination of his last and first name and his actual name was Riki. Your main topics of conversations being, of course, the hunger games but also the pain of not managing to get your hands on a copy of the newest book. Call that a tragic inconvenience bonding.
Jay and Sunoo seemed to be getting along well with the others considering that for the past 15 minutes Jungwon explained, in great detail, all about his time at the dora the explorer convention and then dragged off Sunoo into the kitchen to show him his favorite episodes of the show. Jay bonded with Sunghoon and Jake over all three of them being born in the same year, called it fate that they met and something about soulmatism or whatever... they ended up putting their birth times into an astrology calculator to see if they, in Jake’s words, “match each other's freak”.
As Niki stood up from the couch and into the kitchen with Sunoo and Jungwon, the space next to Y/N was free for just a few seconds before Sunghoon decided to take it up.
“So...I think everything is going well. Heesung said he’d be back soon, said he was on some side quest. Are you having fun?” he asked expectantly.
“Yeah, your friends are really cool, I really like them. And I’m glad the guys are getting along.” a high-pitched scream came from the kitchen the moment you said that, both your heads turning in the direction of the scream just in time to see Sunoo getting dragged by both Niki and Jungwon, followed by a bunch of cackles. You could see them trying to tickle Sunoo which forced him to get on the floor in an armadillo position, a surprised expression landing on your face.
“Will he be okay or should I intervene?” Sunghoon asked, voice drowned in concern.
“Oh don’t worry about Sunoo, he may not look like it but he can fend for himself if he wants to.” you said dismissively and Sunghoon mumbled an “alright then”, still a bit worried because he knew how his friends could be, but listened to you anyway.
“You know, I’m kind of glad all the books were sold out, otherwise we might’ve never met. I got to be honest, you’re completely insane but it’s been a while since I’ve gotten into an argument with a stranger over a banal reason. It was honestly refreshing.” Sunghoon’s rambling was honestly so cute you didn’t even mind he called you crazy, and by the way he said it so excitedly and joyfully, you were sure he meant that as a compliment, and you didn’t mind it.
“Aww, thanks. I think you’re pretty insane too, if it’s under any consolation.” the two of you fell into a bit of small talk, giggling and laughing over something the other one has said, getting along quite well, that is until Heeseung showed up.
“Guys! I’m back and you’ll never believe what I found.” the guy you guessed was Heeseung, based on the single blurry picture Jungwon showed you, burst into the apartment without a care that, what was once his home, was now a chaos playground full of adult children running around and screaming. “Look what I got at a discount in a random mini market.” both you and Sunghoon stared in disbelief, eyes bulged out and jaws down to the floor as Heeseung pulled out a brand-new copy of the hunger games book you spent the whole morning fighting over. “Oh no.” mumbled Sunoo once he noticed what was happening.
“It’s mine!” Sunghoon and you burst out simultaneously, turning to look at each other to once again continue your squabble from before your friends arc. The others now going over to Heeseung to see what the fuss was all about before collectively groaning in understanding.
“Do you think Sunghoon remembers he went to get the book for Niki and not himself?” asked Jake, crossing his arms.
“I didn’t know it was gonna cause this much drama or I would’ve just stayed silent.” Heeseung put the book back in his bag, now clearly worried about the damage he accidentally caused.
“Knowing Y/N, she will stop at nothing to win this, since she basically let him off the hook earlier.” Jay joined in.
“Umm,” Niki began a bit unsure of himself. “Does anyone wanna leave them at it and go get coffee or something?”
“Sure.” Sunoo said without a second thought.
“Oh! I know this cafe nearby that just opened up it’s really cute and has a bunch of delicious looking pastries, if you guys are up for it.” suggested Jake, already on his way to put on his shoes and went out on his own.
“Well I guess we’re going either way. Let’s go everyone, we’ll text them when we get there. I wonder how long it takes them to notice they’ve been abandoned.” Jungwon giggled sneakily pushing the others out the door and closed it, the faint sound of muffled voices still audible from the hallway slowly disappearing as the boys went on with their mission, leaving the two angry penguins to fend for themselves.
warnings: innuendo's, swearing/cursing all that, mentions of rabies if that counts and death, ignore timestamps
Part VI | masterlist | Part VIII (TBA)
Where you and lee know are neighbours and have been sharing the same cat for the past few months but neither of you know
a/n: this smau will probably have about 10 chapters in total (and a few bonuses?) i dont wanna drag it for too long its literally february... and also want to focus on working on other things too.. im still enjoying writing for this very much and hope it's up to your guys' standard! hope you don't mind the change from light to dark mode... let me know if you like this!
warnings: innuendo's, swearing/cursing all that, mentions of rabies if that counts and death, ignore timestamps
Part VI | masterlist | Part VIII (TBA)
Where you and lee know are neighbours and have been sharing the same cat for the past few months but neither of you know
a/n: this smau will probably have about 10 chapters in total (and a few bonuses?) i dont wanna drag it for too long its literally february... and also want to focus on working on other things too.. im still enjoying writing for this very much and hope it's up to your guys' standard! hope you don't mind the change from light to dark mode... let me know if you like this!
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Minho was debating looking up his family tree or calling his mom and asking her to see if any of his ancestors had any memory issues by the amount of times he’s forgotten of an important event/errand he needed to do or things he needed to buy. Today was the worst of all, the salt on the wound, the final straw, his 13th rea-, well you get it, today he forgot to buy sugar... the single most used ingredient in the kitchen, and he decided to bake cookies this evening. He was more of a cooking guy so he doesn’t really know what came over him, maybe it was Felix’s influence or the new year atmosphere, you know changing things up, picking up new hobbies, improving himself yada yada...
He would have given up then and there but he thought otherwise, he was doing this tonight or never again. He decided he was gonna ask one of his next door neighbours if they could lend him some sugar, and in return he will share his cookies with them if they want to, he didn’t want to get accussed of attempted poisoning of people he didn’t know. Hoping for the best was his driving motivation.
“Stay here guys, I’ll only be gone for a minute.” He announced to his three cats, still no sign of Pumpkin, but by the looks of it his other cats didn’t really care as Dori was playing with his toys, Doongie was most likely sleeping somewhere and Soonie just meowed loudly and went back to lie down... he was the spokesperson of the group apparently. “And don’t get up on the counter, leave everything as it is or I won’t give you your dinner, ya hear me?” Minho doesn’t think they did but he tried anyways.
He went out in front of his apartment, and debated for a second on which door to knock since he hadn’t quite made friends with anyone on the floor, just greeting them as they pass by on occassion. Ultimately decided to go left from his apartment and knocked a few times, put his hands in his pockets and patiently, but awkwardly waited for someone to answer the door as he looked around. He tried not to look suspicious but he doesn’t think it was working.
“Just a second!” a voice answered from beyond, lots of ruffling and noises coming back, what sounded like pots and pans, the cooking kind or the music kind he couldn’t quite tell. “Who is it?” he heard them ask, now closer to the door.
“Umm.. Sorry to bother you but I’m your neigbour, just right of you, I was wondering if I could borrow some sugar?” he spoke, waiting for an answer back.
“Oh okay! Wait.” then the doorknob turned and the door opened and he saw you and... wow... he was awestruck, he didn’t know why but he was expecting someone entirely different because most of the other tennants were older folks, but you seemed young, probably around his age, still in university most likely... he should’ve tried meeting his neighbours sooner because you were gorgeous.
You on the other hand were shocked, on the brink of passing out, jaw to the floor... why? Because this was the very man you saw on the night of the party and for a second you wondered wether the universe granted you your wish and dropped him off at your doorstep, in which case you wondered what the catch was and wether a bus would hit you on your next commute, just to balance things out.
Minho blinked a few times because you were practically frozen in place, he looked back in case a babadook spawned behind him or something. “Uh.. Hello?” he asked and waved his hand in front of your face which seemed to snap you out of your thoughts.
“Yes! I mean what, sorry, I remembered something but, nevermind... what did you need again?” you tried to be non-challant about this whole situation but you couldn’t stop the smile that plastered on your face, one appearing on Minho’s face almost a beat after yours.
“I’m making cookies and I know it’s silly but I actually forgot to buy sugar earlier so could I borrow some? I will give you a batch, so don’t worry you won’t get nothing in return.” he made sure he was perfectly clear on his request.
“Well you knocked on the right door because I have plenty of sugar and I would love to try the cookies, unless they’re the other kind of cookies, which actually I would still try.” you tried to change the subject before you could cringe at your attempt to be funny under pressure but surprisingly he laughed and it was... heartwarming, he was so cute laughing you almost wished he was never serious.
“No, no... don’t worry about that, though you should worry if one of my friends, Felix made them, he tends to catch me and our other friends off guard sometimes.” you narrowed your eyes at that, did he say Felix, I mean it wasn’t a rare name and it would’ve gone over your head except, your Felix did had the tendency to do that. He once gave you one of his “special” brownies, he had called them and said they would help you on one of your exams that day, and you had just assumed he meant a sugar rush and maybe “love” being a secret ingredient or something like that... but you came to the answer the hard way, you did get a good grade though so you decided to forgive him.
Before you could mention this to your neighbour you heard a low “meow” behind you and felt fluff brushing past your leg, Snowflake now circling around your neighbour. “Pumpkin?” he seemed confused and you wondered if he had seen Snowflake running around the building or neighbourhood, possibly fed her a few times... and why did he call her Pumpkin? Before you could question this situation any more, all were answered when he looked up from the cat and said “What is my cat doing in your apartment?”
Pretty sure you froze up again, your eyes squinting at him with a scowl, for a second you thought question marks were popping above your head like a cartoon character... HIS? Cat.. This guy was crazy talking, I mean what gave him idea that he owned Snowflake... unless all those times your cat disappeared she actually spent in this random man’s house.
“Um,” you looked away and laughed, “that’s my cat.”
“No~ this is my cat.” he countered and you didn’t know where to go from here honestly.
“Listen... you seem like a great guy but why would you think this is your cat? Maybe you mixed her up with a rodent or something, you don’t look like a cat guy to me.” you tried to argue but he just smirked slightly and looked down as if he was stiffling a laugh, which made you regret your words, maybe he did know about cats.
“I know what a feline is thank you very much.” he made a smug smile that borderlined on fake, the ones seople do when they’ve hidden your favourite snack from you and are now basking in glory of your unsatisfaction and annoyance, honestly it made you want to smack him with whip cream... “And I know this is my cat, because I’ve been taking care of it for like, 2 months now.” this part made you squint, huh...
“That’s about the same time Snowflake showed up on my doorstep.” admitting it felt like defeat because you couldn’t lie and say you had her for longer or you’d never get to the end of this but you continued anyway “she didn’t have a tag or anything so I just assumed she was a stray that somehow got in the building and I didn’t want her to stay out so I brought her inside.” you looked at the cat that was now laying down between you and your neighbour without a care in the world and it hit you...
“Wait so, all those times Snowflake was gone... she was coming to you?!” wow, you couldn’t believe this... this felt like a full on betrayal, it really is always your own.
“I call her Pumpkin but, the times I was wondering where she went, she was coming to you.” his face softened and looked peaceful for a moment, like he was relieved the cat was with you instead of some freak but for all he knew you could be worse, but he didn’t assume that... It was nice when people weren’t being weird at you for no reason.
He picked up Snowflake slash Pumpkin? Whichever one you may and cooed at it which kind of melted your heart but you shook your head because it was either that or you faint from cuteness, so the choice was clear.
“Who’s a cute cunning kitty that has been cheating on us?” he then turned to you “So... about those cookies...”
“Right! I’ll lend you some sugar but you gotta promise me to let me try-”
“Do you wanna make them with me?” he cut you off before you can finish your sentence “I mean... so we can discuss what we do with Pumpkin, you know?” right~ so we can discuss about our shared cat, though it did feel like an excuse but you didn’t want to jump to any conclusions just yet, but you weren’t gonna let him win that easily.
“Hmm.. I don’t know, what if all this time you’ve been lying to me and are now trying to lure me in and murder me” you remarked playfully a full face smile now plastering on your face but he just sighed and looked at you like he was pulling an ace from his sleeve.
“Well, it’s your choice but if it helps I have three cats if you wanna meet them.”
“Say no more!” well damn, it would be really easy to kidnap you but c’mon, three cats? That something worth to die for.
“I’m Minho, by the way. I realised we didn’t really introduce each other.” he said kind of awkwardly, feeling a bit silly that he forgot to ask a name of the person he was inviting in his home, but you didn’t really care.
“I’m yn” his name was really pretty, everything about him seemed pretty, and to be really honest he kind of looked like a cat himself.
“Well, it’s really nice to meet you. So how about those cookies?” he asked expectantly.
“I’m gonna go grab the sugar!”
Part V | masterlist | Part VII
Where you and lee know are neighbours and have been sharing the same cat for the past few months but neither of you know
a/n: this took me wayy to long to write i got distracted by tv shows... I KNOW baking cookies may sound like an innuendo to some but i promise you this is all fluff and safe