you can wear the crown

"I know what you mean. I’m no stranger to hot weather, but this is just somethin’ else. Most of our belongings probably sunk; but there’s no hurt in having a wander to see if anythin’ has washed up."

I doubt we're going to find anything as small as sunscreen. Besides, doesn't shit like that tend to explode in planes when the pressure changes?

Oh yeah, stupid me for every thinking something so unrealistic. Thank God it was from a movie and it was a reference to it.

Well, fuck me for replying to your sarcasm with my own, right? You need to lighten up, sweetheart.

"Thanks for the heads up. But if boats aren’t your thing, then what is?" 

I've spent a lot of time running from cops. Probably would have gotten away, too, if tasers didn't hurt like a bitch. Point is, I'm a pretty fast runner. What about you? You got a "thing"?

I wish. Best guess is to do what Captain Jack Sparrow did and tie turtles to our feet.

Call me crazy, but something tells me that won't be quite as effective here in the real world.

"From the looks of it, we might not have much of a choice, if we want to get out of here alive." 

I'm just saying, you might not want to put me on raft building duty unless you want to sink. Can't say it's one of my talents.

"Sorry to disappoint, but unless you plan on building a raft your self, I don’t think a boat is an option."

Yeah, no, I don't really feel like going all Castaway here.

"Unfortunately, I think if there were a boat around; one of us would have found it by now."

I guess you're right. All I know is I need to get off this beach, the sun's killing me. I guess it's too much to hope that someone thought to grab their sunscreen when we crashed.

I vote we head into the jungle. We sure as hell aren't going to find a way out of here by staring at the ocean.