Reblogs:)

Grace having a very Eridian time of his life.

I enjoy how Jon doesn't even care about risking his own existence. Just tells them they're his parents.

I know Peter doesn't have his powers (and it's unlikely he'll ever get them) but I found it funny

Link to the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14779667/chapters/34182836

Now. There is one development Damian wasn't ready for. One he is not handling well.

Tim...is cool.

Like. Really cool.

The man's detective skills are on par with their Father's– hell, Tim is so intelligent that he had managed to capture his Grandfather's attention. Tim is brave and has amazing friends and a team and Richard looks at him like he hung the moon. Tim knows so much about cars and he skateboards and he has a great love life and he is cool.

(A smaller part of Damian is also in awe of Tim's compassion; he manages to care for both him and Jason, looks at them as his brothers, despite the fact that they both hurt him deeply.)

Damian is horrified every time he feels the desire to hang out with Tim. But like, he really wants to. He wants to patrol with him, and he wants to work on cases with him, and he wants to go to the movies with him, and he wants to ask his advice on stuff like dating.

And he tries! God knows he tries. But Tim is not...getting with the program.

Basically, it doesn't register to Tim that Damian asking to spar ten times in a row is Damian wanting his attention. He doesn't think that when Damian insults his apartment, it's his way of trying to get Tim to spend the night at the Manor. And he definitely doesn't get that when Tim is animatedly talking to Dick, Damian is upset because Tim is always talking to Dick, but he never talks to Damian.

"hey, tan. what's something that makes you happy?"

"mommy is my abby(happy)!!"

so now it's a bit of a running gag in their immediate family that mel is abby because she makes everyone happy (she's so lovable how could someone not be happy to be in her presence)

and well... everyone calls her that?? and frank forgot to mention that his wife's name is NOT abby but mel??? and abby is just a silly nickname???

cue to everyone in he pitt rounding up on frank and being like "you're married!!!" and "are you fucking cheating on your wife with the new r2?!" because hello??? they may have not met abby but by the stories that frank told them she sounds like such a nice person!!!

and then the REALISATION that frank Fucked. Up. by not explaining that abby is not his wife's name. so he has to go trough a VERY embarrassing 20min where he has to explain that he is NOT cheating and that mel IS his wife and then has to come forward with proof by showing their literal wedding photos (they're all very offended that they didn't know he had instagram(his @ is the single weirdest handle they've ever seen)) and then proceeds to not be able to look at his coworkers in the eyes because that was humiliating™