a South Park Ask blog

KENNY: hey fuckwits stop fighting the bus is here.

STAN: Why have you got my phone??

CARTMAN: Jesus how long were we fighting for??

KYLE: It’s your turn to sit next to cartman, Stan.

STAN: Today!? After I just kicked the shit out of him??

KYLE: Listen, i put up with his antisemetic bullshit last week, now he has a reason to bully YOU, and I get to have a break, so you sit next to him this week asshole.

STAN: You’re the asshole, but I’m guessing I don’t have a choice, besides Kenny’s more likely to get hurt or something so at least I’m safer with the human shield rather than the human danger magnet.

CARTMAN: Ew, why are you breathing down my neck you dumb Jew??

KYLE: I’m bored.. can you check your blog for any interesting shit please?

STAN: Fine, but only because Kenny’s already flooded my perfectly fine blog with random selfies of himself like some self absorbed asshole, so now my followers wanna talk to you guys instead.

KENNY: you guys were preoccupied, i got bored okay??

STAN: Just shut up and wait kenny.

KENNY: welll… when I’m not hanging out with the guys, i like drawing with my sister! she makes little flowers like the ones she drew on the walls of her room.

KENNY: ah.. yeah.. surprising since what happened this one time…

KENNY: honestly, who cares about any parent other than cartman’s mum…

KENNY: her titties are so hot.. man, i wish i could see them in their full beauty…

KENNY: I’m just assuming you mean out of my friend group…

KENNY: Well, that would be a difficult choice!..

KENNY: … they’re uhm, all my friends y’know

KENNY: and friends are good to each other.

KENNY: and they care about each other.

KENNY: well… best friends aren’t important..

KENNY: My sister? She’s been pretty happy ever since I got her a new doll.

KENNY: Actually, funny story..

KENNY: I spent my weekend scrubbing mud off of it since she accidentally fell in a puddle of mud outside while playing.

KENNY: It was hard, but it looks pretty clean now!

(Also on a scale of 1-10 how fed up would you say you are with everyone’s occasional bullshit =^=)

KENNY: Hmmm…

CARTMAN: Why’re you on your phone dumbass? You texting some boy or doing some other gay shit?

KYLE: He’s just on some blog thingy.

CARTMAN: Fucking BLOG?. Stop acting like Kyles stupid mom!

CARTMAN: What could be SO important that you have to blog about it, Kyles mom?!

STAN: CARTMAN GIVE IT BACK!

KYLE: Cartman don’t take stans shit like that you fatass!

CARTMAN: So what did you call this dumbass thing anyway?-

STAN: None of your business lardbutt!

CARTMAN: Let’s see.. cartmans.. big.. bones..

KYLE: That is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard!

CARTMAN: YOU THINK MY BIG BONES ARE FUNNY YOU ASSHOLES!?

KYLE: CARTMAN STOP IT!

KENNY: Hi?