flawless

Right? It’s like, can’t I enjoy my summer before worrying over college? It’s a year away.

Plus we have like, eighty million other things to think about. We're international teen idols. Parents need to realize that.

I can’t wait to leave, but now my parents are bugging me about college.

Ugh. That's all parents ever think about. The next frickin' step.

Just took a walk on the beach, and I think I still have some sand in between my toes.

Welcome to living on the beach.

It never bothered me before?

But forever?

Never going outside again doesn’t sound like a bad deal…

You'd get lonely.

Since both result ends in an angry and disgusted Claire it doesn’t matter. Is there an option where I don’t get sexually harassed?

Ehhh, sure. If you stop going anywhere and never go on the show again. It's a tough world, kitten, people are gonna sexual harrass you forever. Online, offline, all the time.

What difference would that have made?!

Hot, drunk, incredibly rude guy versus ugly, drunk, incredible rude guy. Pick.

I’m not sure, I was too offended to notice.

Aw, bummer. He could've been hot.

Went out to the store today and I get my ass smacked by some random drunk guy. And this ladies and gentleman is why I hate people.

Was he hot?

Actually, it was just an accident. 

... Still, what the fuck?

What the fuck. That's gotta be illegal.

Hey, thanks, I like to think I have a talent for coming up with good alternatives. 

You do. Too bad you can't make a career out of that.

Thank God. Or pick someone who’s stupid enough to pick a fight with you over it, give us all a show.

Ooooh, good alternative.