Nothing Lasts Forever

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

That was the correct thing to say.

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is… Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

sometimes I see people censor words on here and I feel like I’ve stepped into the hellraiser dimension. you can say cock. no one is going to kill you

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly