Too Tired And Too Broken

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

Reblog if you’d love to see Carrie Fisher strangle Donald Trump to death with a chain

At first I didn’t understand the context and I was like “kinda specific but sure yeah I’m down”

i dont wanna be on tumblr when we find out who wins the election 

it’s either going to be the biggest fucking party of all times or the apocalypse 

i was just going through my blog and re-discovered this post from 2012 and i can’t believe it’s relevant again

how naive we were to think mitt “mittens” romney would be the cause of the apocalypse. how adorable and naive indeed.

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