they really named this mf sus gay.

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

I just want to get dicked down again =/

sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

You can’t ship that the characters have too large a gpa gap which means it’s a power imbalance

screaming crying bawling and throwing up because peter mcvries

girl who loves her friends so much but is so bad and awful at messaging them back for some reason even though she really really wants to talk to them

already emotional over all of your reasonings im excited to see this progress

personally i just think i would be so much better off as a whole person if i didnt constantly think i were fundamentally like. unlovable unlikeable etc