‘ Shit The Squad Says ‘ Sentence Starters
Down below are 40+ sentences, taken out of context from skype chats between myself and friends. Pronouns can be changed as necessary. Some are more nsfw than others.
“___, THAT IS A SAFETY HAZARD!”
“I am not always talking about penis!”
“I can’t be outed like this.”
“I don’t even want sex with humans, let alone a ___.”
“Babe, please don’t eat spoonfuls of mayo.”
“That would be great. A hoard of Shreks.”
“Who the fuck looks at a raccoon and thinks, ‘ima put my dick in it’?”
“Child, I will glove slap you.”
“I slept on the floor. Not for any reason, I just slept on the floor.”
“Nobody cares about the Eurovision people once Eurovision is done.”
“Space Jam has to play first.”
“This is my new ringtone.”
“Completely off topic, but ——”
“I show love and I’m asked whether I’m dying.”
“Scared with jazz hands.”
“I accidentally punched my brother in the dick one time, and he hated me for weeks.”
“My brother almost drowned me in a swimming pool once.”
“I can’t believe i just googled ‘lucifer lucifer’.”
“Thanks. I appreciate that, even if it’s not true.”
“Incest is cool to them, but lord forbid Dany get with Jorah.”
“We can commit arson together.”
“Why did I have to read that with my own eyes just now?”
“There’s a dude at the bus stop getting drunk.”
“They don’t read rules, I guess.”
“He’s just an astral projection these days.”
“I hope the ascot chokes him.”
“What’s the name of those two dudes who had the weird ass hair who became hot?”
“I meant that you are an asshole.”
‘”Touched my inner child’ is a loaded sentence, buddy.”
“And that was the day they fucked in the streets.”
“I come back from hell to this?”
“Do you want some white condiment?”
“Go back to your damn tuna casserole!”
“What the fuck is his hair?”
“You’re always talking about penis.”
“___, you need to take care of our funerals.”
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