Be kind and if you can, be kinder

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Y/N: Pride and Prejudice

Natasha, seductively: So you are familiar with two sins... how about a third?

Y/N: Okay, fine, I stole your gun

Y/N: That's a genius move!

Nat: Thank you.

Y/N: You are welcome... Jenna.

*earlier that day*

Y/N: If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

Y/N: it's a morning

Nat, laughing: I won't.

Steve: Don't laugh, she means it.

Nat, seriously: Okay, I won’t.

Tony: Seriously, Nat, don't hurt her.

Nat: Okay, I'm not planning on hurting her.

Thor: You better not be.

Nat: I'm not!

Clint: Nat, you best watch yourself.

Nat, frustrated: Why would any of you think I would hurt Y/N? You're all my friends too.

Y/N: Meh, after the movie Nat suggested walking, which would be exciting if I were a baby or a mermaid, but I'm neither.

Wanda: "Okay, what's your stripper name?"

Y/N: "Rebecca Johnson"

Wanda: "Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?"

Y/N: "Boobies Johnson, Two Boobs Johnson."

Nat: Not interested

Peter: Please, you get payed, it's for school

Y/N: Do they do stuff to your butt?

Peter: No

Y/N: Do you get payed more if they do stuff to your butt?

Peter: No

Nat: What the heck Y/N