mediocrity rules

Watching this without sound, I got seriously bitchslapped by the word friendship.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

despite mistakes i’ve made in the past i still think the 12 year old version of me would think im cool as shit

“at least i have a man” is always the weakest flex bc 80% of the time their man sucks and no one else wants him anyway

“at least i have a man” and i give you my condolences but what does that have to do with anything ever

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Hello bisexual community

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