CARNIVALFIGHT!

rogue one au where everything is exactly the same except galen is hannibal and fucking eats everyone

send me asks???

I’m the better pilot here, send me asks!

BODHI ROOK I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH AND WIN FOR STEALING MY ASKS

YOU WOULD FLY STRAIGHT INTO AN ASTEROID BELT WITHOUT MY HELP. YOU. NEED. ME. I CAN FLY JUST FINE WITHOUT YOU. 

I’D ONLY BE FLYING IN BECAUSE I KNEW I COULD

I’M SURE YOUR CALCULATIONS WILL HELP YOU WHEN YOU’RE STUCK IN AN EXOGORTH’S INTESTINAL TRACT. 

AND I BET YOUR GOGGLES WILL HELP YOU WHEN YOUR SUFFOCATING IN THE COLD VACUUM OF SPACE

AT LEAST I CAN FEEL THE WARM TOUCH OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING

I CAN FEEL THE WARM TOUCH OF MY HAND HITTING YOUR FACE AS I SEND YOU INTO THE OUTER RIM

WELL. YOU SHOULDN’T DO THAT BECAUSE THE EMPIRE IS OUT THERE AND THEY’RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME. LOGIC.

GOOD.