CarlaOli

@sphallolaila thank you! My thoughts exactly. But to be honest, Rachel wasn't the best either, always mocking what he loved. So they kinda deserved each other haha

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Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

I heard crocodile tears are worth a lot

When you get charged £1.85 by a cash machine to get your own cash out and it has the audacity to tell you to cover your pin to prevent getting robbed

The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

I don’t think people appreciate the fact that email is free.

If you run out of money and can’t pay your house, the bank takes it from you, If the bank runs out of money your tax money is used to bail out the bank..

This is kinda perfect.

Lmaoo

Literally. That’s the argument.

☕️☕️☕️ too hot!

[Image is a screenshot of a tweet by NAP QUEEN @thecityofjules, reading ‘Men be like, “men r more logical clear headed than women but we can’t helpp but harass y'all cause we’re not logical or clear headed.”’]

Good heavens