this is the universe

What if you and I were two halves of a single whole, like two hands clutching a head, two death-defying warriors who found each other in such an alien world? Two halves, two reflections, so similar yet so different. At first, they saw each other as enemies, but, realizing the incredible and powerful attraction they felt for each other, they embraced and became one in a beautiful, passionate kiss… even though we completely forgot that the plague was airborne, and you, like a madman, ran through infected houses and ate all sorts of junk from garbage cans, and on the way back, someone threw a knife at you, and now you're bleeding and smelling like someone's liver and a rat in your pocket, and I don't even understand what reality I'm in right now. So romantic<3

We get the MOUSE blackout DRUNK in the KETTLE on TIME

the subway out.. dan and phil upload.. kurtis conner upload.. malevolent episode yesterday.. gay people just can’t stop winning !!!! this is a good omen !!!!!

Listening to stuff from the audio drama renaissance is so funny. why were there only like 5 voice actors and how were they all in each others shows