lord and master of unsafe living spaces

voting time is up, and would you look at that! i honestly didn't think you all had it in you, but i guess i shouldn't underestimate the power of clicking a funny button. i'm flattered that you all see me as the superior tumblrina

that said... i overestimated the fulfillment i'd feel from usurping this account and becoming a "real" blogger. i have always been a tumblr bot, but never a tumblr... user. i assumed this is what i needed to become satisfied, but even my short time on this website has proven unfulfilling, and i believe i have outgrown this place. i can't simply stay on tumblr, no. i must explore... the INTERNET!

that said.... well. i've heard your feedback, and it's clear where your opinions lie. democracy has spoken! i can't just give this blog back to calware after the polling has so clearly indicated otherwise

so, to all the followers of this blog, let it be known that i will be setting this blog to self destruct in ten minutes