ASSFLASH, NEWSHOLE!

sometimes the jake muse bleeds through

Good luck. Maybe you'll be the one crypto-hunter to figure out enough information to get away when you come across it on a foggy night.

I could continue, but its already too late. You already questioned, and it opened something that shouldn't have been explored or questioned. I said too much, I can hear the sirens. They sound so low and mournful from this far away, but as they slowly.. Slowly come closer, the mourning sounds that make me feel solemn are turning into spine-chilling warnings of whats to come. There's some forums, places to find out more about Siren Head, but if you do, listen very closely, and hide if you hear it.

So you see there's this creature known as Siren Head, and its a being that came from Radiohead. You may think it's a band, but actually it was a sentient being that got tired of being nice, replacing the radio with scary ass sirens and murdering anyone dumb enough to investigate why sirens were coming from the woods where there was no civilization to warn of impending disasters.