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I'm CarbonatedSyrup, the author of the SOUL WEAVER series which can be found HERE:
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A Little About Me ₊˚⊹♡
I'm 19, She/Her
English IS my first language, I just suck at it. Highschool dropout just writing in my spare time.
I cuss a lot but that's just how I grew up so uh. Idk. Take it up with my father I get my vocabulary from him. I've been trying to tone it down though : /
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EDIT: Realized I was kinda flooding the tags for the Saja Boys. My bad! I'll try to only use those tags for actual fic parts, not including this post!
From now on all ask replies will be under the tag "SyrupReplies", and other random posts under "SyrupThoughts". That way anyone who's not really interested won't be FLOODED with my random rants. Only noticed rn when I went to read something and ended up getting ONLY my own posts. Sorry!
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Is your birthday July 9th or 10th? We're def in diff timezones so I'm not sure😭😭 BUT ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! IT'S ALSO MY BDAY TODAY (10th) AND I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! SENDING KISSES🫶🏻🫶🏻
9th!! OH MY GOSHHH THANK YOUUUUU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSS
In celebration I'm gonna try cranking out some more requests. I've been ignoring them lately cause I'm working on something I think is a lil cool. I'm almost done so hopefully i'll be able to have at least one new fic out by the end of the week!!
yall. being texan on fourth of july is NOT for the weak. I'm sitting here trying to Aesthetically write about pretty boys railing my shit and BOOM CRACKKAKKAARLRLAA SWOOOOOOO PSHSHRRGHAAGGRHGRAACCCKKKKK
that said... can I pump out a fic tonight...? We'll see...
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This MC and how you've written the Saja Boys make me think that they would 100% sing "Loser, Baby" to each other. Who gets which role: Angel Dust-> MC and Husk-> Saja Boys, or Angel Dust-> Saja Boys and Husk-> MC doesn't matter. Somehow, both scenarios are accurate 🤣.
hnghrgrhghgahaghrghrrrrrr idk how to respond to this...
cause on ONE hand.... you're right.
On the OTHER hand, I view their dynamic more as
"GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ASSHOLES YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE"
Happy birthday to KPDH! Here’s to another year of these demon boys haunting our brains <3
OH MY GOD I'M A MORON
I KNEW I SAW THIS ASK I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY I THOUGHT I LOST IT SOMEHOW
anyway uhhhh SUPER late happy one year?
Happy One Year of me being absolutely CLOWNED ON (mostly by my siblings) for liking these weirdos. Idgaf i think they're cute.
Would also like to formally apologize for genuinely ignoring my requests for a bit. I was LASER FOCUSED on getting chapter 6 out but now that it's done I wanna get back to em
I love the fact that the boys didn't force Y/N to go in the men's bathhouse. Like, they'll mess with her and tease her, but they won't push her into a situation that goes into S.A. territory. They would never admit, but the boys drink their "respect women juice," and that's both charming and hilarious!
These boys BATHE in respect women juice. And when they dont my (y/n) gets to beat them.
also i thought it'd be really funny if they're all like
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Sorry it took me like. A MONTH to finish this chapter. It was genuinely kicking my ass. I think I rewrote it a total of 9 times and I'm still not entirely happy with it. BUT WHATEVER
OH, QUICK PSA!! I DID GO BACK AND REWRITE THE ENDING OF THE LAST CHAPTER!!
Originally I had planned to change it and post chapter 6 right after, but I decided to rewrite last minute and now its been like. weeks. oh well. Just thought i'd say in case anybody got confused or wanted to go back and read it. I only really changed a few words + moved the timeline a bit.
Also I can't BELIEVE it's been a whole year since this movie came out. Absolutely crazy. I'm a little upset i'm like... an hour late to posting this on the anniversary though like I was RUSHING. But it's fine it's whatever. uh... happy 1 year of freakin out over pretty boys ig
Anyway, I love all of you. Please enjoy!! <3
“Well, I think that just about settles it then, Manager (Y/n).”
You yank the card back from his hands and shove him away, ignoring the stupidly smug grin on his face.
“Don’t call me that… I’m not your manager. And I still haven’t even really agreed to work with you.”
Romance only laughs, moving to stand with the others as he fixes his hair. “Personally, I think it suits you. Feisty.”
You fight the urge to gag, scowling at him. Abs shoves his shoulder with a disapproving look. Even Baby seems to scoff in the corner, giving him a look.
Jinu lets out a sigh, shaking his head as he turns to you. “Don’t- mind him. He’s just an ass.”
Yeah, got that, thanks.
“Still, we-”
“Don’t push it. I’ll come to the studio with you… only cause you’re paying me.” You flush under his gaze, not wanting to admit that you really need the money. “After that… we’ll see.”
He smiles, seemingly grateful he doesn’t have to do much more convincing.
…
“There’s still a few hours until we have to be there… Do you… wanna get something to eat?”
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You hate how easily you can be swayed. It’d been about an half an hour since you’d arrived, still holding your snack in your hands as you stand in the corner and munch.
Jinu had taken off a while ago to take care of the business side of things… at least in his words. The others were lined up in chairs in the middle of the room, waiting before they’re supposed to go on. It was… awkward, to say the least.
You hadn’t interacted with them much aside from your first meeting, and while they were nice enough (save for maybe Romance), it was clear they weren’t quite sure what to do with you. You wondered if Jinu had even told them he wanted to hire you…
You decide not to think about it, quickly finishing your snack and moving on.
...
After about three minutes of silence your gaze wanders to each of them.
Baby, at the end of the row farthest from you, seemed the most relaxed. Not like he was usually phased by anything you’d seen so far- but he looked oddly at ease. Not the nervous anticipation you’d expect from a rookie idol. He sat back in his chair, gaze dead ahead of him, sucking mindlessly on another lollipop. Though, from the slight furrow in his brow you can imagine he isn’t really fond of the taste.
Mystery is next to him, one hand idly messing with his hair- smoothing it back in his face. His shoulders are hunched slightly, even though his expression remains neutral. He seems somewhat nervous…
In the middle was the empty seat, obviously left for Jinu. As you stare at it, you can’t help but feel a strange pit in your stomach.
Jinu was… nice. He hadn’t done anything to make you distrust him, and had even helped you on more than one occasion. You’d be lying if you said your heart didn’t race around him.
…
But sometimes, when you stare into his eyes for too long…
It just doesn’t make sense that… And you don’t really… You’re not usually…
How did you get here…?
“-(Y/n)? Miss (Y/n)?”
You blink, losing your train of thought as you once again stare at the man from earlier- the assistant manager, you think- now with a clip board in hands and significantly more frazzled. Clearly he’d been working hard.
“S-Sorry. Um… do you need something?”
He stares for a moment, a worried look on his face, before he snaps back to that same charming business smile.
“Well, you’re our last guests for the night, and we usually have a surprise challenge for the end of the segment before we end off. You’re a last minute placement, so we only really have time to prep a few things- I was just wondering if you’d like to help pick one out?”
He hands you the clipboard, and you glance over the half scribbled notes and frantic writings to see a page full of their “surprise challenge” options. Most of them are crossed out, others circled in red… and your eyes catch onto one in particular.
“This one. Right here.”
He takes it from your hands, giving you an unsure look.
“A-Are you sure? Most of the time new guests try to avoid that one…”
“I’m sure.” You crack a smile, something resonating in your heart as you think about what’s coming. They dragged you all the way out here, you might as well have fun with it.
He walks away with a nod, leaving you once again to the silent room.
…Or at least it was, until Romance spoke up.
“And just what are you plotting over there?”
You smile a bit too wide.
“Nothing.”
“Awfully giggly for someone plotting nothing.”
He was sitting in the chair just next to Jinu’s, one leg crossed over the other a bit too confidently. Abby was on his other side, closest to you… somewhat squished in the small flimsy chair, and fiddling with something in his hands.
“I’m sure you’ll be fine.”
He huffs, but lets it go, leaving you to stare at whatever Abby has in his hands. It’s small and green… oh. It’s a button! A small green button matching all the rest on his shirt, the top flap of his collar flipped a little too low.
You just assumed he did that for the performance.
“Do you need help with that?”
He looks up as you crouch forward beside his chair, staring pointedly at the button in his hands.
“Could you? It fell off earlier… I was gonna ask if they could fix it here. I don’t want Jinu getting mad at me for breaking it again.”
“Breaking what?” Jinu appears in the hallway like he was summoned, a brow arched as he stares at the scene before him. Abs shoots up like a kid caught stealing candy.
“Nothing!”
It’s not convincing. Jinu’s gaze falls a bit lower, catching the loose flap and the missing button on Abs’ shirt.
“Again?”
“...Yeah.”
You snicker, reaching into your bag for a small kit.
“Lucky you, I keep supplies. My stuff’s always breaking too.”
He sits still as you sew it back on, and after a few minutes you back away; met with a stupidly soft smile that makes your heart squeeze just a bit.
“Thanks.”
“Yo- uh- yeah. No problem.”
And then Romance.
“Ew. Didn’t think you’d be into meatheads…”
He’s saved from being wrung by his neck when the assistant comes back in.
“Saja Boys? You’re on now! This way please!”
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You hold a hand to your mouth as you giggle, feeling a bit bad watching the boys chug down hot sauce like their lives depended on it.
Each of them looked like they were dying, poor Mystery shed a singular tear as he daintily sipped as much as he could… and then it was done. Baby had ended up winning by a landslide- somehow completely unaffected. Well, if you weren’t before, you’re unsure anything could get to him now.
Romance, much to your pleasure, looked utterly undignified- sending you a red hot death glare as he turned his head from the camera. Obviously he figured out you had something to do with this. Oh well. He’d be fine.
A rustle from backstage turns your head. Footsteps. Whispering.
“...Once they come off the stage, we’ll jump for the attack! And these boys will be done, done, done!”
No one besides you was supposed to be back here… unless someone forgot something? You glance back at the boys- now out of their hot sauce torture and helping the hosts finish out the show.
You knew it probably didn’t matter. You stepped forward anyway, following the voices up the nearby stairs- to a small platform above the stage.
“Come on… wrap it up…!”
“...What are you doing here?”
Three pairs of eyes snapped to your direction, each looking equally surprised and guilty. Leather-clad and each holding something behind their backs, they stammer trying to explain themselves, and you arch a brow. Purple hair, pink hair, choppy bangs…
“Hey wait, I know you…”
They each tense, thick black makeup only accentuating their expressions as they suck in a breath and wait for the ball to drop.
“You’re the girls from earlier, aren’t you? What are you doing here?”
At that- they seem surprised. For a moment you wonder if you got it wrong…. But how many people do you know with hot pink hair?
…
Okay, bad example. The answer is apparently three.
“Uhhh we’re here for the show! We ah… are such… big fans….?” The shorter girl replied, big brown eyes meeting yours as she scrunches her body nervously. You catch a glimpse of whatever’s behind her… glowing pearlescent and… ah, that headache is back…
For a second your vision goes blurry and you hear that song spike once again in your ears- voices of someone faintly familiar screaming in your ears for a second you swear you catch that faint glimpse of blue… and purple…?
You stagger back, catching the rail of the staircase before Jinu’s voice in the speakers brings you back down to earth.
“Then why say goodbye? When we have extra special guests coming up?”
The one with purple hair- you assumed to have been the one in the hoodie earlier- leans over the stage with a furrowed look, glaring down at Jinu in confusion.
“What is he doing…?”
You blink, turning to him as well. You can still faintly hear the ringing in your ears but…
“Please welcome… HUNTR/X!!”
Your eyes widen, barely managing to duck beneath the curtain as the spotlight shines on the three girls in front of you. Huntrix…? That name was kinda familiar…
They awkwardly wave to the crowd, and you catch the pink one sending you a dirty look as you scramble back down the stairs. Nobody told you about any extra guests… How were you supposed to know? They didn’t have to be so cagey about it…
You lean against the frame of the stage, now watching from your previous spot as you regain your bearings… just in time to hear the awful screech of leather on plastic. Hm. Cool as they were… probably should’ve thought those outfits through. You cringe just watching.
Apparently you’re not the only one- you catch a glimpse of the boys smirking, faces turned from the crowd. The purple haired girl- damn, you’ll have to learn their names at some point- was the first to climb out of the ballpit, staggering out of her embarrassment to address the crowd.
“Well… this was fun!”
Jinu interrupts with a smile as the boys line up, “It was truly an honor to share the stage with you.”
They share a respectful bow. The crowd goes wild. Your jaw almost drops in shock. So they were capable of behaving.
You don’t catch what they say after, your phone buzzing in your pocket.
“Dad??”
“Hey (Y/n)! I had some time before my shift, just wanted to know how you were doing!”
Romance’s eye catches yours. You send him a quick scowl before ducking further behind the stage, trying to muffle the sound so it doesn’t catch on the mics.
“Heyyy um- i’m doing fine! Uh… how are you?”
“(Y/n)... I spoke with your mother…”
…Fuck.
“Oh… yeah? Uh… what did she say…?”
“(Y/n).”
“...Right.” You outwardly cringe… you figured he’d find out at some point, but not this soon!
“Where are you? Are you okay? I-”
“I’m fine, dad. Really.”
“You’re not still staying in that old shrine, right? Your mother told me-”
Shit.
“N-No… I found a place. With- um… air conditioning… and… clean floors…”
“...I’m coming over there.”
“No! No, I’m fine! Really! I’ll figure it out! I’ll be back home in a few weeks- at most! A-And I really am doing okay. The shrine thing is… temporary.”
You know he isn’t convinced. Still, there’s no way you could drag him all the way out here. Not for something like this.
Before you could say more, you groan when the wind is suddenly knocked out of you.
“Hurry hurry hurry gotta run!” You’d barely had time to register Abs picking you up in one arm, hooked under your waist with Baby on his back.
“What the fuck!? Put me down!”
“(Y/n)? Are you okay? What was that?”
Baby speaks up, leaning over Ab’s shoulder to look at you.
“Who ya callin?”
You ignore him, trying to muffle the phone and deciding not to question why you’ve randomly been picked up and ran out the door. You quickly get back to the call…
“N-nothing, dad! Just- um… a friend?”
“Ohhh we’re friends now? And I thought you hated me.” Romance purrs, bending over as he runs just to meet your eyes.
“Shut the fuck up!” You whisper, glaring at him.
“(Y/n)?” Shit.
“I-I gotta go… I'll talk to you later, dad, just…! Don’t worry too much. If anything happens, I’ll call, okay?”
“...Okay. I’ll call you later.”
You sigh in relief, ready to hang up and chew out the boys for whatever hair-brained stunt this was before he says something that makes you stop.
“(Y/n)? You haven’t… been seeing anything weird… have you?”
The boys duck into a nearby alley, pausing at the entrance as they overhear what he says. They each look somewhat interested, some even confused, but your gaze wanders to Mystery- who looks almost… expectant.
Your mind circles back to that night. To the voices, the strange glow… the snarling claws and teeth and…
“No… why would you say that?” You swallow thick, voice trembling somewhat from your lie.
“...Okay. I just… want to make sure you’re safe. Call me later. Bye.”
He hangs up after that, leaving the silence to fall on you with a weight to it that makes you shudder. You shake your head, returning to the task at hand. Specifically, Abby’s hand. Still wrapped around you while he carries you like a sack of vegetables.
“Care to explain what the hell you guys are doing? What about the show!?”
“Finished it.” Mystery curtly responds. He seems… off. You don’t question it.
“And you’re holding me because…?” You glare up at Abs, shifting uncomfortably in his hold. God, he was strong. And his hand was huge…
“Well I’m holding him too.”
“Sup.” You deadpan. Baby remains expressionless.
“Right. Where’s Jinu?”
“He’s…”
“Running that way, running that way, running that way!” Again, like he was summoned, Jinu shows up with a panicked expression, making frantic hand gestures for the boys to keep moving. Behind him were footsteps. Fast ones.
Abs wastes no time, readjusting his hold on you as he dashes to follow behind him. You can’t turn very far, but you can hear the crash of something behind you. Your heartrate spikes- it couldn’t be…? No, of course not. You were just hallucinating that time. Those things aren’t real.
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You eventually end up at a door, Mystery rushing forward to hold it open as the boys dash inside. Abby’s still holding you in his arm, and you catch a glimpse of the sign.
“Wait, wait, wait, wait!” he screeches to a halt, all five stopping to stare at you with varied expressions.
“What?” Romance asks, somewhat snarkily.
“This is the men’s bathhouse. Can’t you read?”
They all stop. A collective “Oh.”
Abs finally puts you down, the group looking awkward like they don’t know what to do with you. You huff.
“I’m going home now. Y’all can go and do- whatever it is you're doing right now. I don’t care.”
Jinu steps up, “W-Wait, have you thought about-?”
“Yes, I’ve thought about it.”
Despite your annoyance, your father’s worry rings in your ears. What would he think? He’d be so upset if you ended up living off cup noodles for however long you’re stuck here. You turn your nose, but sigh.
“Fine, you win. I’ll work with you. But only until I can get home-”
“That’s perfect!” He seems genuinely overjoyed that you’ve finally agreed. Even the others seem more at ease for it. “Then-”
“Hold on, hold on! I don’t want to be your manager. I have no idea how to even do any of that fancy business stuff, so I’d be useless anyways.”
“Oh. Then… what do you wanna do?”
For some reason, your mind flashes to that man from earlier. You weren’t even sure you’d caught his name, but he seemed… content.
“I’d… be okay just being an assistant… Any menial tasks I can do…”
He gives you an unreadable look.
“...And you can use my designs. I’ll even hand-make them for you… So long as you keep paying me.”
At that, he flashes a smile, extending a hand and for a second you swear you see gold in his eyes.
“Deal.”
I HATE WRITING FILLER I HATE IT I HATE IT I WANNA GET TO THE SMOOCHY BITS ALREADY URGRHGAHGAHRGHRGARRAARR
I'm SO excited for chapter 7 y'all i wanna start writing the good parts NOW
I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO WRITE THE WAY I WANT TO BUT IM TRYING
I'VE REACHED PEAK AUTISM RN PLAYING GAMES WATCHING YOUTUBE LISTENING TO MUSIC EDITING VIDEOS DRAWING AND WRITING AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
THIS CHAPTER HAS SINGLE HANDEDLY GIVEN ME THE MOST WRITERS BLOCK I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE BUT THEN I REALIZED I CAN JUST MAKE SHIT UP SO I AM
also i never realized how many hobbies i have dawg like... what the hell
consider this my formal apology for sidelining this one for a bit feel free to have me publically executed later (preferably after the series is done <333)
YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN?? HELL YEAHHH. So here I am requesting a polysaja having a gf who LOVESS to sleep holding or snuggling with one of them. Like like she'll find one of the boys (which is depending on her mood on who's the warm one or a perfect snuggle bear for her naps) and whatever they're doing she doesn't give a fuck cuz she'll make her way on their arms and sleep. I hope this not such a demanding requestಥ‿ಥ I just want to snuggle them urghhh(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
ok i was gonna do all my requests in order but I've literally been thinking about this non-stop like DUDEEEE i'm such a sucker for snuggle fics. yes boy, let me hold you. Let me make you feel safe in my arms with only the promise you do the same for me. GRARRRHGAHGAHGRHGRRRUFFURFUFGAHGAHRGRHGRGRHGAHGAHGRHGRHGAHAR i'm so normal about them, really.
JINU isn't really the type to cuddle. He's too cool for that! So stoic, and handsome... a very dignified 400 year old demon.
♡ Yeah, no. I call bullshit.
♡ This man is a LOSER.
♡ Your honor, this guy is old as shit. He will INSIST on being the big spoon everytime, but once ends up inevitably falling asleep feeling you against him, he always ALWAYS ends up buried in your chest, his head resting under your chin with that dopey lil grin on his face...
♡ He just wants to be loved, your honor. Like. Look at him. He's just... super shy about it.
♡ Absolutely REFUSES to ask for any kind of affection. Would literally rather die. Or, y'know... just sit there, staring... subtly trying to lean just a little closer....
♡ So safe to say, if YOU'RE the one initiating 99% of the affection, and moreso, actually HAPPY to do it!!
♡ He's so in love your honor. Like literally oh my god.
♡ He probably loves when you pet him. Like... scratch the back of his head a lil. I swear it's like watching butter melt.
♡ His favorite thing though... shh its a secret... but his FAVORITE THING is definitely having you in his lap. In any way shape or form. Straddle him on the couch. Pin him. Make sure his ass isn't moving for the next few hours (IN A VERY WHOLESOME WAY)
♡ Like there's literally something so intimate for him about you facing him, turning your back to the world... it's so vulnerable his heart literally feels like it's in a blender IT DOES THINGS TO HIM OKAY?
♡ Especially if you press yourself sooo so close together. Wrap your arms around his neck. He loves it, I promise.
♡ No, don't pay attention to how loud his heart is. Or how sweaty he's getting. No he's totally sooo cool, right babe? His face totally isn't all red and there isn't a STUPID goofy grin on his face (he's so fucking happy)
♡ He'll probably get a bit annoyed if you do it in public/when he's busy- but he won't dare move. Plus its fun to tease him a little.
♡ He'll literally die if the other boys tease him about it though.
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ABBY isn't shy about his affection. Like at all. He adores you, literally. There is one (1) problem though.
♡ He is... very large. He is a large man.
♡ And he runs HOT too like oh my god mans is a FURNACE.
♡ It's even worse cause he literally NEEDS to have his hands all over you like you don't understand he'll DIE if he doesn't.
♡ He likes having you in his lap as much as the next guy but like. His favorite thing is when you come to him to sleep. He loves loves LOVES being the one you pick to be with at such a vulnerable moment.
♡ Again though... he is very large. And his favorite thing is literally wrapping himself around you until he falls asleep like bro you're literally SUFFOCATING EM CHILL
♡ I imagine after he falls asleep though bros like all spread out, your head on his (nice beefy) bicep, or a loose hand around your waist... still definitely touching you in some way, though with SIGNIFICANTLY more air in your lungs.
♡ He's sooooo touchy with the other boys too, so if you reciprocate that energy bro's in heaven.
♡ Maybe self indulgent but would 100% do that stupid princess twirl thing he sees in the movies all the time. Come barreling at him for a hug he's picking up and TWIRLING you.
♡ His favorite spot is probably the couch. Easy access to the TV! Enough room to stretch out! Able to get up and do something else whenever you want... plus Jinu won't get after him for having snacks in his room!
♡ I feel like he'd have a thing for watching you lay on his chest. Will also perish if you start praising his body while you do- not even in a suggestive way. Tell him how good of a pillow he is! He loves it!
♡ While he's very open about his affection and will not hesitate to tell you exactly how much he loves you 24/7. I feel like there are certain things he'd only share when he doesn't realize he's doing it.
♡ When you've caught him in that in between state right before he falls asleep... when he's sleep talking, or when he's so exhausted after a show his filter completely falls off. Ask him anything, then.
♡ He'll confess things to you totally unprompted during these moments, too! How pretty you are doing x/y/z, how much he secretly likes when you rely on him for certain things, how much he adores just being around you...
♡ Also some weirder stuff like how willing he'd be to fight different sea creatures. He's down to fight a lobster- but he draws the line at an octopus. It's just not fair they have 8 arms when he only has two!
♡ Also dolphins. He'd totally punch a dolphin.
♡ He's 100% the first one you go to for an after-show nap. He's soooo firm too it's like laying on a nice plushy rock.
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ROMANCE... what do I even say about him. (I love him I swear)
♡ I've said in depth before how my version of Romance is a little distant, a little love-scorned, a bit of a douche. HOWEVER
♡ Today we're gonna switch that up a bit and I'm gonna go more into depth on when this boy is in love.
♡ While he doesn't strike me as the touchy-feely type, once he's come to terms with the fact that ohhhh he like likes you, you best BELIEVE he's gonna have that YEARNING in his eyes like oooooh boyyyyy.
♡ Learning to love and have his love reciprocated is deeply life changing for him like seriously- but he's not exactly sure how to love you the way you want. Which is why I think he'd appreciate it if you so PROUDLY expressed your love for him
♡ You love HIM? You want to hold HIM? And love him? And show him that you love him? Yeah. Okay. He can do that.
♡ EVEN BETTER if you CHOOSE him even when allll the others are in the room. Hell yeah. He's so smug about it.
♡ Personally I think he'd have 2 modes. "Oh my god go away don't touch me.... okay maybe a little..." and "PLEASE touch me"
♡ The first being his default setting. He'd be the type to want to do things on his own a lot, and have his own space, but he wouldn't mind if you were still in the room, maybe a few inches away... Maybe he'd even let you hold his hand while you're there. (He has very nice hands)
♡ Second of course is when he gets in that rare very needy mood- often after a show or when he's one upped the other boys in something. Usually at his cockiest behavior. Asshole.
♡ During this, he WILL pout if 100% of your attention isn't on him at all times. Hello? Do you even love him? Go sit with him. Hold his hand. He'll even let you play with his hair! (He claims he hates it but I swear you hear the man purr sometimes- like literally).
♡ I think during these times, despite being his most cocky, he'll also be the most vulnerable. It's when you'll see a side of him that rarely comes out. He'll smile so so genuinely when you praise him, he'll curl up in your arms and let you hold him.... Maybe even apologize for how distant he normally is. He'll take your arm and kiss it up and down Gomez Addams' style. He loves you so much, really.
♡ Literally could sit there thinking "Oh my god she's so cute I love her so much stop cuddling with [insert saja boy] come sit with ME" only to say to your face "Ew your squishing me." Loser.
♡ Overall I think if you were like. Super snuggly with him, he'd adore it! He just wouldn't really know how to handle it sometimes and be a bit overwhelmed. He'd try though, for you.
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MYSTERY this absolute sweetheart. He literally does not give a fuck PLEASE touch him, cuddle him, kiss him as much as you want. Don't mind if he literally goes limp in your arms he's exactly where he wants to be.
♡ Can you tell who my favorite is? I think so right? He's so cute oh my god ANYWAY i am a Sweetheart Mystery truther!! That lil smile and wave at the end of soda pop??? Like???
♡ Without giving too much away I view this boy as being very pliant. Creepy voice says "come be a demon and serve me for the next hundred years"? ok. Weird guy says "Join my demon boy band"? Ok.
♡ It's only after he starts making his own decisions that he REALLY starts like. being demanding about it. He figures out at some point between the photo shoots and fan meets that he really likes the attention, ESPECIALLY yours.
♡ He won't ask for it though. If he wants you he'll either just stare at you until you look at him (normally if you're busy) or he'll straight up just grab you and poof you back home- or if you're already home just drag you to the nearest comfy surface. He dgaf.
♡ The other boys do not appreciate this behavior. Not Romance, who was literally in the middle of a conversation, not Jinu who was trying to get your attention in the coolest way possible (loser), Not Abby who was just a few seconds too slow from doing the same thing, and certainly not Baby who just scoffed in disgust. How dare he.
♡ However, they understand where he's coming from- and that boy has been dragged around doing whatever anyone wanted for hundreds of years. They'll let him have this. They won't be happy about it though. Especially not when he's sooooo smug about it.
♡ 100% the best one to nap with simply because he's so still. Abs would be #1 if it weren't for his habit of rolling over and crushing you in his sleep.
♡ Safe to say this boy ADORES it when YOU come to HIM first.
♡ When he seeks You out, it's usually because he wants to lay on you and have you love on him for a while. He's not really sure what to do when You come to him- so he'll do pretty much the same and just lie there unless you tell him what to do.
♡ If you want him to play with your hair, okay! Kisses? Yes please! He's not really shy about it- just a lil dumb.
♡ His favorite place is definitely his/your room though. A big soft bed where the both of you can stretch out as much as you want and just cuddle for hours.
♡ He's so sweet about it too. If you're snuggled up close to him all comfy he won't move a muscle. His back is stiff his arms are sore but who caresssss really like. He'll live.
♡ He loves you so much dude. Like- especially when you're the first thing he's ever really chosen for himself. He's literally so down bad. PLEASE hold him.
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BABY is probably the most.... difficult, when it comes to accepting your affection. Not because he doesn't want it! He's just naturally inclined to be an asshole.
♡ Another one who'd act like he hates it, but as soon as you start walking away- "Hey wait come back it was a joke."
♡ He sees you barreling at him at MACH speeds- his first instinct is to side step you. Except hey wait- Damnit Myst, why'd you have to catch em? Come back here.
♡ In all seriousness though, once you've managed to catch him he's gonna act like he hates every minute of it- until you notice he hasn't moved in 3 hours and looks soooo so peaceful like you've never seen before.
♡ You'd have to get him at just the right time to get him to actively cuddle with you- namely late at night without the others around. I feel like he wouldn't mind sitting on the couch, you curled at his side as he plays games or the two of you watch whatever show on tv.
♡ He'll act indifferent to you actually being there, but his arm will be a bit too firm around your waist to think of leaving. And maybe if you wanna rest your head on his shoulder, he'll get a little scowl on his face like he's trying to hide how red it is.
♡ Unlike the others, he's not too needy when it comes to your affection. He could actually care less who you've chosen to use as your personal mattress for the day... Until it's him, and he can see just how jealous the others get. You bet he's milking that for all it's worth. Maybe then you'll even get a rare bit of affection from him, too.
♡ Another one I can't really see being overly touchy feely- not unless he's actively messing with one of the others. HOWEVER- there is one way to get his attention.
♡ Bring him a gift! Something you know he likes, and he can enjoy in your presence. A game he's been wanting, some ice cream bar he enjoys, a simple snack. It's kinda like making an offering- treat for him, affection for you.
♡ He'll let you do whatever you want then, really.
♡ He won't admit it, but he really likes laying his head in your lap. Namely cause it takes up the whole couch when he sprawls himself over it, meaning the others get huffy when they can't get to you, but it's also just so comfy.
♡ He'd probably really enjoy hearing about your day during these times- even if he acts like he's barely listening. It's a good time for him to just exist without feeling like he needs to do anything else- and he'll remember all of your little chats.
♡ "And then she had to-" "Wait, I thought you said-" "Well yeah, I did, but now it's..." "That's stupid. You should..."
♡ If you happen to fall asleep, he'll be a bit more inclined to help you now that you can't see him do it. He'll carry you back to bed and make sure you're all comfy- you might even get a goodnight forehead kiss if he's feeling especially soft. He won't mention a thing in the morning- and it's best if you don't either.
♡ If the others catch him though he'll literally never live it down. He'd probably avoid you for like 3 weeks after just to make up for it. What a loser.
♡ Honestly he enjoys just spending time with you without having to do much else. It grounds him, in a way. Even if he'd literally rather die than say it out loud.
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FINAL RANKING -- Which Saja Boy is the best cuddler?
MYSTERY
ABBY
JINU
ROMANCE
BABY
They're all losers, your honor
I'm a sucker for soft boys man. It also helps if they're a little pathetic. Just a little.
I feel like I've been writing requests like non-stop it's soooo good for my brain rn keep em coming
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I HAVE REQUEST!!!!!!!
I have a hill to die on with the Saja Boys. And it is their mascot. And their names.
f reader x Saja boys
so I request a f reader who’s an animal lover/biologist/marine biologist or something having a passionate discussion with the Saja Boys about how they should NOT have a male lion as their mascot because male lions are so territorial & stuff (only 1 in a pride) so she says either have the mascot be a lioness or they need a whole ass rebranding.
which leads her into full on debate with Jinu
and then I don’t know if it would be the same story or not but then have reader go off on Baby’s stage name. Like have her question ‘what kind of grown man with a voice that deep names themselves ’Baby’ ? Are you looking for a Sugar Mommy/Daddy
and this prompt leads to shenanigans and then full on suggestion maybe? I can see the other Boys cracking up and baby either rolling with being called a sugar baby or straight up denying
writers choice! (I’m too sick right now to make it myself 😷😵💫🤒
Bro. Bro. This made me AUDIBLY laugh like so bad dude. My love language is bullying and sharing straight facts like. This is so perfect.
Also totallyyyyy not avoiding writers block for soul weaver. Totallyyyyy (idk how to word this damn paragraph its pissing me OFF)
"I just said it was weird!"
"You said it was stupid."
"I thought it was stupid. I said it was weird."
"That's literally the same thing. Worse, actually."
"No it's not!"
Jinu huffs, the slightest hint of a pout on his face as he crosses his arms and leans against the back of the elevator.
"It's not even a big deal."
You lean closer, arm brushing his as you both make your way up to the other boys, a hum vibrating from your throat.
"It kinda is though."
The elevator makes a small chime as it opens up to reveal the other boys, lounging around in their shared space. Romance looks up first, eyes narrowing at the obvious displeasure on Jinu's face.
"...What's up with him?"
Jinu stomps into the room, sitting down in his usual armchair with his shoulders hunched.
"She called our band stupid."
Abs, who'd been (not so) peacefully playing some racing game with Baby on the floor, turned around with an offended gasp.
"WHAT!?"
"NUH UH!"
Romance gives an unimpressed look, leaning closer as you sit beside him on the couch.
"Uh huh. What did you say then?"
"I said it was weird that your mascot is a lion. Specifically a boy lion. And you're the Saja Boys."
He raises a brow. You give an exasperated sigh and lean back on the couch.
"Male lions are territorial... they never have more than one guy in the group, only girls. It'd make more sense if your logo was a lioness, right?"
Baby, who'd been effortlessly beating Abs, took his lolipop out of his mouth with a loud pop, barely turning to face you as he said,
"That's stupid."
Still huffing, Jinu sank further in his seat.
"It can't just be girls, right?"
"I mean- unless your gay. There are gay lions."
SIlence. Outstretched silence.
Then Abby speaks up again, looking Jinu directly in the eye with that stupid grin on his face.
"I could totally be gay for you bro."
"Abby."
"Yeah, bro?"
"I'm gonna kick your ass."
Romance, ever the oppurtunist, ends up poofing right up behind Jinu's armchair, sprawling himself over the other man's broad shoulders with featherlight hands.
"Awww don't be like that Jinu..."
He ends up getting his face shoved, Romance laughing as he poofs back to the couch beside you. You fight through the giggles to speak up again.
"I mean- there are mostly male animal groups. Pretty sure. Uhhh... clownfish, I think? Naked mole rats..."
"Bruh, I don't wanna be a RAT!" Abs whines, choosing to ignore the big fat "LOSER" screen as he tosses the controller back towards the couch.
"I personally vote against the fish." Romance objects.
"Nah, you could totally be a fish. You look like one anyway." Rom shoots the other pink haired man a glare.
"Maybe a betta fish."
You jump, Mystery appearing behind the couch near your face.
"You gotta start telling me when you're here, man... Or at the very least popping up further than 2 inches away." He frowns, but backs up, instead choosing to sit next to you on the couch.
Now sandwiched between him and Romance, you continue.
"I mean, your whole branding is kinda weird when you think about it. Who names a grown man Baby?"
The man in question just raises his middle finger at you, eyes never straying from the screen.
"WHAT!? It's true! It sounds like you're begging for a sugar mommy."
He makes a face at you, finally turning around.
"Ew."
"..."
"...Are you offering?"
"BRO WHAT!?" Abs practically topples over laughing so hard, Jinu trying his best not to look like a disappointed dad and Romance making a very undignified snort you're sure he'd kill you for if he knew you heard. Even Mystery lets out a little giggle.
"WHAT!? Video games are so expensive nowadays..."
"Your face is literally plastered on every billboard in town right now."
"...Oh yeah."
Bro I suck so bad at writing dialogue idk why i do it.
LEAPING INN to request polysaja x reader who really loves space/space movies perhaps in the form of hcs or smau 👀👀 I watched Project Hail Mary recently and I’m SO normal about it I swear. I lovr space movies
Dudeeeee
I get it
Space is so cool.
(also i used to listen to that one markiplier song by schmohoyo on LOOP as a kid so. I think I'm qualified)
I haven't seen Project Hail Mary yet but I heard its good... should I watch it? I probably will... idk I don't actually watch that many sci fi/space movies.... So I'm kinda struggling with this one. Space as a concept to me was always more like.. "Oh ya. That thing exists."
HOWEVER, I am a literature/history nerd... and thinking about it in like. The view of space from a human stand point, the concepts that we've come up with for it as a replacement for what we don't know, the fact that there are people that have sooo much love for/drive to learn about it... space as a metaphor, a plot device... grrrahagharrr i'm in love
Just the sheer FACT that humans 100 years ago don't know HALF of what we know now... it's soooo cool to think about dude
Also totally recommend some more space movies for me. I love watching basically anything
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I ended up getting carried away and wrote a mini fic instead : /
HOWEVER I'm still gonna do some hc's mostly cause I did too much thinking, so keep an eye out for that too!
"Space is so cool."
A glance, half-lidded eyes that barely show interest. Baby. He barely tilts his head at you to let you know he's listening... which you suppose is an improvement from what things used to be.
The others are scattered across the balcony- lost in their own activities and just enjoying the cool night air. You stand against the railing facing the stars, watching from a distance closer than you'd ever thought you would. The tall building the Saja's had taken residence in was a stark contrast from your childhood bedroom window.
Jinu sits in the corner, lost in thought, or perhaps fighting sleep. He'd been working harder than usual lately. He's in an armchair beside Abs and Mystery, who sit across from eachother playing a card game you don't recognize in complete silence- though from the furrow in his brow you're pretty sure Abs is losing. Myst is stoic as always- though you catch the hint of a smirk on his lips.
Romance, aloof as ever, is lounging on a couch closest to the door, a book in hand that you remember him telling you about not long ago. A childhood favorite of his that had managed to stand the test of time. He doesn't look up- doesn't acknowledge the rest of you. In fact his face is almost annoyed, as though he'd rather be anywhere else at this moment. The slight shiver in his body gives away why- it is rather cold out. You almost smile at the realization that he's staying anyway, not one to be left out.
Baby stands closest to you, barely two feet away with his back against the railing, elbows on either side of him so his wrists hang loosely, his usual large sweater switched out for a much smaller one- one that actually fit him- beneath a zip up hoodie. He looks comfortable, despite the permanent scowl on his face.
"What makes you say that...?"
You smile, eyes still on the stars, counting them in your head. The ones you can see, anyway.
"Think about it... it's so... big."
A snort. Abby.
"That's what she-"
A glare. Jinu.
"...said."
Mystery lays another card on the table, "I win."
"Oh, what the fuck!"
Romance stiffly sits up from his spot on the couch, his bones cracking just barely audibly as he groans and stretches his long arms over his head. "You've been at it for two hours now... you haven't won once."
"Says you," Abby glares, pouting now as he sets his cards aside, shuffling them before putting them back in their pack. Mystery grins and surrenders his too.
"Says the cards."
"Shut up."
You giggle, turning around to face them just in time for Abby to get smacked in the face with a pillow.
"I'm serious though. It's really cool when you think about it- the stars, the moon... everything's the same as it was thousands of years ago..."
Romance laughs, "Jinu would know all about that, wouldn't you?"
"Wha- I'm only 400! And Mystery's older than me!"
"Technically you're the one that actually lived longest Mr. 24." Abby speaks up, fiddling around with the deck of cards in his hands and relaxing his shoulders as he leans against the couch cushions. Man spreader.
"That doesn't count!"
It kinda does though.
"Still, imagine being the first person to actually go up on the moon. After thousands- hundreds of thousands of years... being able to actually see it up close..."
Abby snorts again, "Like that'll ever happen."
Wow. Was that a pin dropping?
"A...Abby... We did that already."
"... What...?"
Baby makes a deep sigh, a hand over his forehead. "How old are all of you??"
"I'm 400"
"Like 3... something...?"
"..."
"So like... y'all actually went to the moon? We can do that now?" You actually feel kinda bad now that he's looking at you like that. He didn't know??
Jinu turns to Baby almost accusatorily. "Have YOU gone to the moon??"
"I- no, you- moron."
Romance huffs, standing now. "Well if (Y/n)'s gone-"
"I haven't gone either!"
"You haven't?"
Baby groans, "People don't just do that-!"
"But she said you did!" Poor Abs is so confused.
"Not everyone! Just the one guy! Well- shit, maybe a couple, I don't know-"
"Wait, I'm confused- who's been to the moon??" Jinu looks genuinely perplexed now.
"Is it cold up there...?"
"No, Mystery, it's- well, maybe it is... Is it?" You wonder, silently trying to recall whether or not it's cold on the moon.
The boys scramble together now, questioning you on different things they've missed in the past couple hundred years. Abs still isn't entirely convinced you haven't personally gone to the moon. Maybe they should've spent more time out of the demon world idk.
Just as it seems things are settling down and you can all turn in for the night, Abs screeches to a halt at the door.
"WAIT!! Do you think we can teleport to the moon...????"
