CaraNerdJoy

basically the hottest thing you can do is be kind

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

If you fancy being emotionally devastated (in the best way possible) I highly recommend Project Hail Mary, both the book and the film, I have cried so much in the last 24 hours

I cannot wait to watch this!

the devil couldn’t reach me, so he gave me a brain that wants to be alone and a heart that wants to be loved.

I’ve loved this man my whole life

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

Very Minecraft, honestly.

You deserve a love that doesn't confuse your nervous system.