Medieval Fantasy Pick Up Lines. Send me one for my muses reaction!
âMessere, you can scale my battlements any day!â
âWhat's nobility like you doing in a dungeon like this?â
âI'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.â
âYes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!â
âWhat a fine set of chalices you have.â
âIt seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.â
âYou wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath their sword, would you?â
âIs that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?â
âIf I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.â
âWould you care to see my long sword in action?â
âYou look like a person in distress, why don't I save you?â
âYour chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping â chamber.â
âIt's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.â
âI am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!â
âDon't believe the rumors you've heard... the taint didn't affect my important organs.â
âLike a mare, I can be ridden for hours.â
âThey say a knight is always as hard as their armor.â
âWhat a fine gown you're wearing, messere. Perchance may I talk you out of it?â
âI may not be a Chantry Member, but I can take you to the heavens.â
âCome up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.â














