CAPTHCWZER :: ind. sel. 18+ only portrayal of CAPTAIN HOWZER of STAR WARS. commanded by GABRIEL. contains spoilers for the bad batch seasons 1 - 3. season 3 spoilers will be tagged as TBB SPOILERS.
PERSONALS & CL*NECEST SHIPPERS DNI
a study in loyalty, expendability, good soldiers, lost faith, & the path forward
NOTE: heavily under construction. like. hilariously under construction.
MAINS AND EXCLUSIVES: @hauntboxed ( captain rex; exclusive ),
RULES BELOW THE CUT
one. donât be a dick. all usual rules apply (no godmodding, no bigotry, ect)
two. tag your shit, iâll tag mine
three. anon hate will not be tolerated.
four. i will not ship howzer with any muses under 25. this number may change.
five. i ship chemistry. donât follow assuming youâll get a ship.
six. feel free to fuck howie up, just ask me first
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me? tempted to write gale fanfic because i'm deeply dissatisfied with the lack of reactions from your companions when bhaal kills you if you win the duel then reject him? LIKELY.
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what they mean: in the second season of bad batch when we see rex he's in civilian gear. clearly there's a vest, a shirt, pants, and boots, none military grade. did he buy them himself? did bail give them to him? did he go to a store and pick them out? the clothes are coordinated with their colors so clearly he didn't just grab shit at random. how was that for him? did it feel weird buying something just for him based on his preferences to wear?
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jahaal'got - healthy food, nutritious, good for you
yai'yai - richly nourishing. Dense, high-calorie food, of great importance to people dependent on highly portable field rations
kaihaast/kaihaaste(p) - dry ration
behot/behote(p) - citrusy Mandalorian herb used in beverages, mildly antiseptic and stimulating. "He stopped at each tapcaf along the Chortav Meshurkaane and had a mug of hot shig, then ambled along the market stalls that lined the alley." (501st) "Mereel made her a pot of shigâa tisane made from a plant called behotâbefore getting on with examining the data." (True Colors)
gi/gise(p) - fish
gihaal/gihaale(p) - dried fish-meal (like pemmican - lasts for years but very pungent smell). "She opened the metal container, letting the pungent aroma of dried smoked fish escape into the kitchen. Gihaal kept for years without refrigeration, one of the staples of Mandalorian ration packs" (501st)
shatual/shatuale(p) - commonly eaten Mandalorian livestock animal. "Thatâs the shatual, by the way, roasted and sliced." (True Colors) "I say we get started on butchering that shatual if Rav hasn't already prepared it, Mer'ika. Perfect celebratory meal, if we had the whole clan here." (501st)
loras/lorase(p) - meat/flesh
warra/warra'se(p) - warra nuts. "Ooh, you got us some warra nuts! Hot ânâ spicy, and salt ânâ sour! Kandosii!" (501st)
papurgaat/papurgaate(p) - fruit
uj'alayi/uj'alayise(p) - dense, very sweet flat cake made of ground nuts, syrup, pureed dried fruit, and spice. "Sometimes Ordo felt just as he did when he was a small child and Skirata first towered above him: part of him was competent far beyond his years, and the rest was hollow terror because the kaminiise were going to kill him, but Skirata had snatched him and his brothers to safety and fed them all on ujâalayi, a sticky-sweet Mandalorian cake." (True Colors)
haarshun/haarshune(p) - thin bread/parchment bread - a thin sheet of bread dried to preserve it, and reconstituted in liquid. Mando ration-pack staple. Made properly, it's so thin you can read through it, hence the name; 'see-bread'.
epar - to eat
eparavur - to feast, devour
isirir - to taste
kai'goran/kai'gorane(p) - chef, someone who prepares food for eating
nadir - to cook/boil
ru'nadi - cooked (in the past)
ven nadi - will cook(future)
ke'nadi - cook (command)
hokaanir - cut/slice
ru'hokaani - cut/slice (past)
ven hokaani - will cut/slice
ke'hokaani - cut/slice (command)
hoshap/hoshape(p) - spoon
gaid/gaide(p) - plate- for armor or food use; armor was often used to heat food over open fires in the field
haili cetare! - "Tuck in! Enjoy! Lit. 'Fill your boots. âThe others will show up when they smell the food. Haili cetare. Fill your boots." (501st)
Kaysh guur' skraan - "They love their food.â(Used affectionately)
skraan/skraane(p) - generic slang for a meal or food. âYou wonât be fit for much without some decent skraan inside you.â (Order 66)
ori'skraan/ori'skraane(p) - a delicacy, a real treat in terms of food; a blow-out meal, a feast (slang), "big eats"
skraanâikase/skraan'ikasese(p) - assorted small snacks like meze or tapas - "small eats" - a celebratory meal for Mandos because it can take hours to eat, and the dishes are often fiddly, a contrast to the easy-to-eat, quick meals necessary in the field. "Inside the house, the veshok table was laid with an impressive spread of skraanâikase, an assortment of small fancy snacks that could be lingered over for hours." (501st)
epar'yaim/epar'yaime(p) - restaurant, canteen
shaâkajir - to have a mealtime conversation/to discuss over the dinner table/sitting down for a meal, like the French "Ă table" - the word for table comes from the word for level, flat, so the implication is one of equals breaking bread together
shig/shige(p) - tea- any infusion of whatever's available, but usually a mildly stimulant herb with a citrus flavor called behot. "He stopped at each tapcaf along the Chortav Meshurkaane and had a mug of hot shig, then ambled along the market stalls that lined the alley." (501st); "Mereel made her a pot of shigâa tisane made from a plant called behotâbefore getting on with examining the data." (True Colors)
tihaar/tihaare(p) - alcoholic drink - strong clear spirit made from fruit, like eau de vie. "Every tihaar was different, made from whatever local fruit was available" (501st)
ne'tra gal/ne'tra gale(p) - black ale/ sweet, almost spicy black beer similar to milk stout. "Ordo, sweat-streaked and visibly pleased with himself, halted the game to hand out mugs of neâtra gal." (501st)
buy'ce gal/buy'ce gale(p) - pint of ale. "The chieftains and neighbors who drank here had become Fettâs cabinet, and if there was any serious attempt at government going onâMandoâade regarded that as a deeply unhealthy and aruetyc thingâthen it would only be tolerated over a buyâce gal in the tapcaf."
papuur'gal/papuur'gale(p) - wine
pirun/pirune - water
galâgala - invitation to drink/Let me buy you a drink/Have a drink. âGalâgala?â (Bloodlines)
galar - pour
Ni copaani buy'ce gal - "Iâd like a pint of ale"
Ni copaani buyc'ika cin papuur'gal - "Iâd like a glass of white wine, please"
jatisyc - delicious
draluram - vivid - used only of food, to indicate strong, distinct flavor, lit. "bright mouth" - one of the four essentials of Mandalorian cooking
heturam - mouth-burn spicy-"mouthburn" - a sought-after state of intense burning in the mouth brought about by very spicy food
hetikles - nasal-burn spicy-burning sensation in the sinuses brought about by specific spices - Mandalorians prize this. "It was a blisteringly spicy meat-and-vegetable casserole, which had the prized characteristic of hetikles, pungent enough to burn the nasal passages, one of the four qualities in Mando cooking." (Order 66)
hetikleyc - spicy, as in makes the sinuses burn (a sensation like eating horseradish or wasabi)
janad - spicy
paak - salt
pirpaak/pirpaake(p) - broth, soup. "salted water"
epan/epane(p) - stomach
lalat/lalate(p) - tongue
ni n'epa - "I don't eat it"
emuurir - like, enjoy (food, activities, etc)
haryc bâaalyc - "tired and emotional" - i.e. drunk. "Shysa went quiet and poured a third tihaar for himself. He tilted the bottle at Skirata in a mute offer of a top-up, but Skirata shook his head. If he wanted to get completely haryc bâaalycâtired and emotional, as Mandoâade called itâthen heâd wait until he got home." (501st)
lararyc - drunk (noisy, lively, and fun version)
batnor - blackout drunk
ruik - bittersweet root (chewed on). "Skirata, chewing vigorously on that bittersweet ruik root that heâd recently taken a liking to, stood with his fists in his jacket pockets, watching Jusik stepping delicately between chunks of debris." (Triple Zero) "Skirata was still chewing the ruik. She could smell it on his breath, sweet and floral." (Triple Zero)
neral/nerale(p) - grain, grains
shuk'la gett'se - rushed or ground nuts (topping or ingredient for uj)
uj'ayl/uj syrup - thick & sweet scented syrup used in cooking
pirur - to drink; ru'piru - drank; ven piru - will drink; ke'piru - drink (command)