Where Are My Shoelaces

Taurus: "I literally just wrote "significant figures" as my name."

Gemini: "Jacob Sartorius makes my butt clench."

Cancer: "What's a synonym for revenge that isn't revenge-y?"

Leo: "You know what I don't wanna do!?" "Live!"

Virgo: *very offendedly* "Where are your pants??"

Libra: "No you idiot, Libra isn't Spanish, it's astrology."

Scorpio: "Will you marry me?" "He has his headphones in he can't hear you."

Sagittarius: "Did I just paper cut your face?"

Capricorn: "I just wanna eat my nachos, Josh Stokes!"

Aquarius: "Nikayla hit a guy in the dick on accident and he got a boner and then she hit it again. It was the worst ten minutes of my life."

*bans porn*

*makes it’s site literally 3 shades darker*

Myth Mon AU Part 2

Some Dr 1 Mythical Monsters AU refs/doodles ~

Mondo is a Centaur (Tiger variant)

Sayaka is a Siren I very loosely based off of an anglerfish and the Seawings from Wings of Fire lol ;; (I really love how her design came out, mostly for the fact that I love things that glow lol)

Chihiro is also a Centaur but a Deer variant

and Hina is a Water Nymph!! (yeaah, she’s sort of like sentient transformable water. I sort of took that concept from one of my oc’s ;;)

Myth Mon AU Part 1 

Heyy~! I got another batch of the Mythical Monsters Au!

We got Celeste as a Vampire! (surprise, surprise~) I forgot to put in the extra notes, but when her wings are not in use Celeste folds her wings over her dress like it’s part of it.

Satyr!Makoto and Gargoyle!Kyoko. I’m adding an older doodle to show what Kyoko looks like as stone~ (You can tell it’s old since I hadn’t decided on giving Makoto horns yet lol; )

and Lastly Dragon!Byakuya (I’m open to critique for Byakaya’s dragon form!! I’m not totally satisfied with the outcome but idk what to fix ;;; )