One thing about me is i am listening to music

SO sorry I zoned out while you were talking to me! I was thinking about vampires. and I apologize once more because it will happen again!

Lying in bed thinking about that old man. You know how it is.

Sitting on the sofa in the middle of the afternoon thinking about that old man. You know how it is.

Making dinner while thinking about that old man. You know how it is.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

a vampire stroking your hair lovingly as they ease their fangs into your neck. you agree.

i hate men idgaf. i hate men so much

i love men really sorry guys xxxxx i just watched new episode of unacceptable, remembered i love ed gamble & richard ayoade.

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

I need to go to the seaside until I'm cured

actually think I just need 4 million quid

4 million quid can buy many seaside visits

explain how