starlight.

bitch

child

that’s CAPTAIN child to you

bitch

  “ Of course I’ve beaten him. He says I play      a very ‘illogical game of chess.’ I take that      as a compliment. ”

2. One day, the Inquisitor looks up from her normal spot in a tree just outside of Skyhold and sees a new star. Or something that looks like a star, hovering in the sky. Just as it appears abnormally, she sees an oddly dressed party walk through the forests surrounding the fortress. They don’t seem to be aggressive, but she can never be too sure. She stalks them from the trees and listens to them, identifying the leader as a Captain Kirk, along with two followers, a Dr. McCoy and Mr. Spock, who seems to be an odd sort of elf. Eventually, a confrontation occurs.

everyone always talks about how wonderful Kirk’s tummy and chubbinesses is and how charming Spock’s tall, lanky frame is but nobody ever talks about McCoy’s super slender build or the way his back narrows downwards to give him incredibly feminine hips and i think that’s tragic. please talk about this. please talk about how flustered he gets when people mention it. please talk about how he wears his medical shirt 2 sizes too big to hide it. please talk about how he’s had to train himself to walk without his hips swaying. plea s e tal k about i t