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@captainjewell1234
Hello.
I am on tumblr now. I am Bill Jewell, but that is Captain Jewell to you.
Thank you for your time, you may now continue scrolling.
OOC:

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Why are people following me. Stalking is a criminal offence and I shall have you arrested for it!
Admiral Gout, sir, the people “following” you are not actually following you, but rather it means they are following along for what you post and say.
There he is, one of my best Captains! Mr... But yes, it is good to see you! Well if that is the case then I must have more of these so-called "followers", I am a very important man and my words are very interesting.
Did I tell you the story about that time when I was a young boy...
It’s Jewell, sir. No you have not told me that story but maybe you could save it for when you have more followers so you can tell everyone at once. I’m sure they’ll appreciate it.
Why are people following me. Stalking is a criminal offence and I shall have you arrested for it!
Admiral Gout, sir, the people “following” you are not actually following you, but rather it means they are following along for what you post and say.
NIGHT 3 & DAY 4
More surprises and heartbreak for the fandom!
Go below the cut you know the drill agents!
Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?
@cockney-in-a-hat
Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.
Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?
You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.
Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...
Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.
It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)
If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.
You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!
This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?
I could, but we don't know how long it'll take. He used t' send me letters regularly but I ain't heard from him fer several months, thought he could do with some cheerin' up with a visit!
I respect your determination but that does sound like a near impossible task. How do you expect to find him?
Well I know where he was headed in his last letter, figured I'd jus' start there and follow the trail
Well, all of the luck to you, Miss Millie.

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Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?
@cockney-in-a-hat
Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.
Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?
You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.
Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...
Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.
It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)
If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.
You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!
This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?
I could, but we don't know how long it'll take. He used t' send me letters regularly but I ain't heard from him fer several months, thought he could do with some cheerin' up with a visit!
I respect your determination but that does sound like a near impossible task. How do you expect to find him?
NIGHT 1 & DAY 2
down to 20 tributes already
today was full of surprises from whimsy, to brutality, to heartbreak
go below cut for more!
@captainjewell1234 I AM SO SORRY I TRIED TO ATTACK YOU
I understand the circumstances, don’t worry, I would have won anyway.
Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?
@cockney-in-a-hat
Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.
Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?
You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.
Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...
Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.
It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)
If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.
You got it Mr Captain Sir! I do plan on borrowin' it again sometime, gonna see if I can find me brother's group!
This is certainly the furthest lengths I’ve seen someone go just to see their brother. Can you not just wait for him to return?
Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?
@cockney-in-a-hat
Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.
Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?
You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.
Well I looked after it well last time, didn't I? And I returned it cleaner than it was before! Yer team really do leave a right mess Mr Captain Sir...
Besides, if ya gave me a bit more trainin' it'd be even safer! That other crew member gave me some last time an' i picked it up real quick so it don't take much.
It’s organised mess. (Though I do agree sometimes it’s unacceptable.)
If you DO dare to take it again I will be joining you, as a safety precaution.
Got yer watch! He gave it t' me fer free cos' he owed me a favour from a while back. Now I ain't exactly been taught geography, but I saw some of yer notes and got a little confused... how d'ya get to Spain if you're turnin' left at France?
@cockney-in-a-hat
Excellent job! I knew you'd be able to do it. And as for that other question, well firstly those shouldn't have been left out for you to see, many apologies. But when you're planning the route on a map, you do in fact turn left at France to reach Spain. Of course the crew will have more accurate instructions, that's only shorthand.
Sorry Sir, but I still don't follow.. surely turnin' left and goin' straight on means yous hittin' France or endin' up in America with that offputtingly loud American fella Mr Watkins?
You do not turn left at France. A, you turn right. B, it is much more complex than Mr Montagu makes it out to be. C, please don’t say you need the submarine for whatever this is.

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DAY 1: THE BLOODBATH
it started with 24 tributes, now only 22 remain
Go below the cut to see the gory glory:
People always tell me I look like an onslaught of people so I compiled a list and I think we all ought to go for brunch
@hester-leggatt
@hearts-for-america
@communist-ping-pong
@captainjewell1234
@penny-for-me-guvna
(Begrudgingly)
@wearethemastersman
I don’t think we look that alike but ok.👍
Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!
@cockney-in-a-hat
What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????
'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!
Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??
Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?
This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!
Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.
What would you know about novels,sailor boy?
You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!
No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!
I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.
My novels are NOT any of those things!! Not anymore at least...
Ugh fine, have yer underwater boat back. But it was very fun, so I'll be borrowin' it again in future! And as for yer comments on his novels, one of the girls is on it an' it's bein' sorted
No you won’t. I’ll be hiding it. Under the water.
Under the water? What are you? A fish?
It’s a submarine.
You should of specified that you'll be in a submarine.
That’s what this whole conversation has been about.
Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!
@cockney-in-a-hat
What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????
'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!
Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??
Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?
This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!
Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.
What would you know about novels,sailor boy?
You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!
No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!
I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.
My novels are NOT any of those things!! Not anymore at least...
Ugh fine, have yer underwater boat back. But it was very fun, so I'll be borrowin' it again in future! And as for yer comments on his novels, one of the girls is on it an' it's bein' sorted
No you won’t. I’ll be hiding it. Under the water.
Under the water? What are you? A fish?
It’s a submarine.
Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!
@cockney-in-a-hat
What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????
'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!
Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??
Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?
This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!
Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.
What would you know about novels,sailor boy?
You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!
No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!
I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.
My novels are NOT any of those things!! Not anymore at least...
Ugh fine, have yer underwater boat back. But it was very fun, so I'll be borrowin' it again in future! And as for yer comments on his novels, one of the girls is on it an' it's bein' sorted
No you won’t. I’ll be hiding it. Under the water.

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Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!
@cockney-in-a-hat
What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????
'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!
Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??
Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?
This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!
Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.
What would you know about novels,sailor boy?
You better take back that comment Mr Captain fella, or I'll be droppin' off yer lad and leavin' again!
No it's true, his novels ARE highly unrealistic. And deeply misogynistic. Oh, and even disgustingly racist as well!
I am taking back my words, purely and only for the return of the submarine. However, you make a good point, Montagu.
Good day Sir! Just lettin' ya know that I may be borrowin' yer underwater boat thingy for the next couple days. I'll return it soon, promise!
@cockney-in-a-hat
What????? Who said you could do that??????? I didn’t. Please do not????????
'S a bit late fer that! Already done and got it. Turns out one of yer crewmates was on board, he screamed at me like a lil' girl for a moment. Now he's got his wits together he's teachin' me how to drive it, he says I'm a fast learner!
Oh my god, it was Walker, wasn’t it? Please turn around and come back. Pronto. Why do you even need a submarine??
Okay okay fine, I'll drop him back to yer dock. And t' answer yer question, hiding an' escaping reasons. Also, I always though these things would be harder to drive, but they're real easy. Why on earth does yer fella here keep sayin' it usually takes years of training t' drive one?
This whole scheme sounds like something straight out of my novels...so you have my full support if you continue! Great stuff,Mils!
Your novels are highly unrealistic. Do NOT continue.