Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

you have a headache because you have powers

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

Happy pride to the moon

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

how do you know hazbin hotel but not megan thee stallion

yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank