you little piece of خرة

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

i love blurry photographs of people on adventures because someone wanted to record the moment but they were having too much fun to take a good photograph.

adam cruickshanks (alwaysawake) : neon

Chris Rock dropped the mic.

protect conscious black celebs.

this should have a million notes

Truth.

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

“Mental stability, my old friend!”