XOXO, SHAZO

Name: Shazo I'm a Malaysian Faggot. Midget Level : 5"2' I'm a 1986 baby, you do the math. Born with a vagina then grew some tits. Seriously, me no have penis. I'm not a dyke for the fucking last time, i'm an androgynous! If you are wondering where the eff is Malaysia, the country is located in between of Thailand & Singapore - still don't know where? Google it for fucks sakes. I'm mentally dating Katy Perry and cheating on Lady Gaga. Kay Pee is fit. End of. I also wish I'm related to Robyn to at least inherit the same nose or eyes and her talent. I personally think Robyn is the Queen of Pop next to Lady Gaga. And I wish I'm a friend to Ellie Goulding to go to the fun fair eating cotton candy together along with a touch of making innocent fun of "people". Besides that, i would shag Adele coz she's ... HNNNG. But nevertheless, i has a crazy mad obsession for Radeo of Suicide Girls - she's mad hot, this i can't deny like fuck *fap fap fap* I am now studying for Degree Bachelor in Education of Art. And no, i don't fancy to be a teacher but it was the only offer i've got to do degree. I've also graduated with a Diploma of Graphic Design in 2010 (actually finished studying in 2009 but they delayed my graduation ¬_¬ cheapsteak bastards). My passion really relies in video editing/directing, i believe i have more talent in that and more passionate rather than creating something on a piece of paper or any sort of material. i think i'm more of a visual motion person. Musically talent : nil (unless u ask me to play the triangle) BUT i fancy nearly just about everything from Pop to Dubstep to Bollywood to Rock genre… though i'm not too keen on classical music except orchestra covers such like Vitamin String Quartets have made <3 genious. The only movies that could make me cry like an actual faggot with balls are movies that has sad endings for animals. No matter how many gayzillion times i watch Marley & Me, and no matter how strongly i hold my tears back, i somehow will cry… AND DO NOT EVEN GET ME TO THE MOVIE HACHIKO, I CRIED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I have an amazing soft spot for animals. And oh, me no fan of penises though i don't mind watching gay porn, there's something about it such a turn on for a lesbian me o_O hmmmm… is it possible i'd turn out to be a faggot anyway if i were born with a bird and pair of balls? oh, and apparently i was told i look cute when i'm angry o_O u mad?