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Watching Infinity War

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parkersenses

infinity war:

me:

Gamora: Why is your back all scratched up?

[flashback to him chasing Rocket after she told him to leave him alone]

Quill: I'm having an affair.

sexnoise

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

mamahartbigg

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

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textsfromtheopera

sixpenceee

Still fancy that cup of soup, now?

keetongu

yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon

stephenfryindrag

I’m so confused as to what I’m supposed to find upsetting about this. Like I get it looks very industrial, but why is that bad? Did this person used to think that cans of soup were portals to artisan kitchens where teams of chefs hand prepares ya damn alphabet noodles? Is the fact that we live in a society which can deliver fully prepared, non-perishable meals in convenient containers for 99 cents at your local winn Dixie somehow insufficiently fantastic for you?

iusedtobeawriter

Whoa. For a second there I though Campbell’s came out with scented candles.

justbeingdanielle

Team Valor, Mystic, and Instinct in order

jared-r-garmadon-deactivated202

Reblogging for the last reblog.

luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

faith-r-e-d

we’ve reached the ultimatum

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IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

adventures-in-fadewalking

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

drown-me-in-blood

Im fucking snorting

jimboartman

The army helmet one is probably my favorite.

tamaytka

Hangover Au where Leo Jason and Frank lose Percy before his wedding

(also bonus baby chuck)

goodphantomoftheoperaposts

oh god…. if there was a high school AU of POTO would that make it…

a High School Musical….

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nico: *yawns*

will: nico is TIRED we are DONE for the day everyone pack up your things and go home APOLLO take nico to his place MAKE SURE he goes to bed apollo ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?? everyone stop YELLING no wonder nico is tired you people are EXHAUSTING

ponitashova

everyone who reblogs this will get a poem/short story based on what it feels like to scroll through their blog

and i mean everyone. i need to practice!

ownsmysoul

I’m waiting btch😎

apollo: are you from france bc EIFFEL for you

reyna: are you from italy bc you're a PISA shit

apollo:

reyna: :) :) :)

glacecakes

The fact that when Leo came back the camp set up a line so that everyone could punch him, including Chiron, is probably the most Percy Jackson-esque thing to ever happen

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600 Words by M.M. Khasu

16 year old South African author, M.M. Khasu has released her debut book titled 600 Words. The book is now available in hard copy as well as in eBook format under these following links:

[For markets outside of South Africa]

Amazon Paperback

Amazon eBook

Also available: UK; France; Germany; Italy; Mexico; Japan; Australia; Brazil; Canada; India; Spain and Netherlands (all in English)

ALL AMAZON VERSIONS AVAILABLE IN eBOOK, PAPERBACK AND ALLOWS FREE READING FOR KINDLE UNLIMITED SUBSCRIBERS

[For the South African market]

TakeALot eBook

Kwarts Bookshop eBook

Bookshelf eBook

Also available in most retail South African bookstores.

M.M. Khasu is also available to contact on Twitter; Instagram and Tumblr.

Business inquiries or otherwise: [email protected]

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Musicals in a Nutshell

*Hamilton*

Burr: Hamilton no.

Hamilton: HAMILTON YES.

*Wicked*

Glinda: Elphaba nO.

Elphaba: Elphaba yES.

*Phantom of the Opera*

Christine: Erik no

Erik: pHAnToM YeS

*Les Miserables*

Javert: 24601 NO.

Valjean: jEAN VALJEAN yes

confusedcoqui

Cute things to call bae:

Lord of Darkness

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