sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

hey i noticed your vibe was off for .5 seconds, was it something i did?

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.

your hobbies will save you. pass it on